OMG CONCHAGA YOU MISSED THE BIIIIGEST WAAAR!!!

[SaintLucifer]

Well, the easiest way to shoot down any religious debate is to argue against the accepted creation of God. Simply say, "no something was ever created out of nothing." Once you've killed their argument, they'll switch over to the almost robotic 'faith' defense. Feel free to repeat the same 'no something was ever created out of nothing' argument for all of their replies.

Which is exactly what I do. When they point at the Sun, our universal provider of heat and energy, I simply point to Pickering and smile. That shuts them the fuck up.

 

[Conchaga]

Fuck construction. I leave that to those who are dumb enough to enjoy working out in that fucking weather. This is Canada you fool, not pussy little USA. We have construction workers out there in weather that would reduce you to tears, you fucking wimps.

I've been deployed to Kuwait. One of the hottest areas in the world, the Arabian Desert. I drove a HMMWV through heat you can't even imagine. Do you know what 160degrees Farenheit feels like? I do. I can even describe what it's like when you're wearing a heat absorbent Kevalar helmet and bulletproof vest with even more heat absorbent 10lb ceramic plates in the front and back.

I also spent a bit of time doing construction in New Orleans for the first quarter of this year. Try rewiring something in a crawlspace in a house with no AC. The sweat pours down your face so fast it's nearly impossible to keep your eyes open.

Don't discuss nasty temperatures again. Not with me, at least.

 

[Conchaga]

Which is exactly what I do. When they point at the Sun, our universal provider of heat and energy, I simply point to Pickering and smile. That shuts them the fuck up.

You use the astrological to disprove. I go straight to the metaphysical source.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I've been deployed to Kuwait. One of the hottest areas in the world, the Arabian Desert. I drove a HMMWV through heat you can't even imagine. Do you know what 160degrees Farenheit feels like? I do. I can even describe what it's like when you're wearing a heat absorbent Kevalar helmet and bulletproof vest with even more heat absorbent 10lb ceramic plates in the front and back.

I also spent a bit of time doing construction in New Orleans for the first quarter of this year. Try rewiring something in a crawlspace in a house with no AC. The sweat pours down your face so fast it's nearly impossible to keep your eyes open.

Don't discuss nasty temperatures again. Not with me, at least.

Ah but you experience nasty temperatures, but at the opposite end of the scale. YOu speak of heat. I speak of cold. I have lived in Yellowknife, in our Northwest Territories. You mentioned a desert. Yellowknife is officially a desert, but a cold one. It is bone-dry. When it is windy, our RCMP yells at you to get your dumfuck asses back into your homes, otherwise your feet and hands will suffer frostbite instantly. I met a few people who lost their fingers and toes. Can you lose fingers and toes in the desert, bitch?

Once, when I spit into the air, it landed as ice. This is a true story. It was so fucking cold I was cursing with words I had never known I was aware of. I shall give you an example of how cold it was. I have walked by females I personally knew, who were fucking gorgeous, yet I failed to give a shit. My balls were so frozen and my cock so hard that I needed to race to the nearest source of heat. When your this cold, pussy does not mean shit. Trust me on this. Why stick your cock into a nice, warm and juicy pussy when you realise it is possible your cock could snap in two like a twig? It is just not worth the hassle.

 

[SaintLucifer]

You use the astrological to disprove. I go straight to the metaphysical source.

Nope, I use sciencel, which is pure. It cannot be disputed because it is based upon fact. Pickering is one of Canada's many nuclear power plants, an old one at that. I simply say to priests 'not only did we create our own version of the Sun, but we created many versions'. I also tell them that through pollution from nuke plants, we are altering humanity's genetic code, which further makes us Gods. When you see a fish with 6 cocks, you know that was us.

 

[Conchaga]

Can you lose fingers and toes in the desert, bitch?

Yeah, you can. But, more likely before you lose your extremeties, you'll just simply die. After your blood temp goes higher than 105 it boils your brain and you just drop dead. Of course, that's just the radiant heat we're talking about. You can literally burn the flesh off of your bones by standing in the sun uncovered for a long period of time. Then there's the minor shit, like heat stroke, which leaves you as a drooling invalid for the rest of your life. Or simple dehydration can cause you to have body-cripling headaches and then throw up beyond dry heaves. Trust me, the destert sucks.

Once, when I spit into the air, it landed as ice. This is a true story. It was so fucking cold I was cursing with words I had never known I was aware of. I shall give you an example of how cold it was. I have walked by females I personally knew, who were fucking gorgeous, yet I failed to give a shit. My balls were so frozen and my cock so hard that I needed to race to the nearest source of heat. When your this cold, pussy does not mean shit. Trust me on this. Why stick your cock into a nice, warm and juicy pussy when you realise it is possible your cock could snap in two like a twig? It is just not worth the hassle.

I live in the NE USA. That means we see a lot of cold. Though, I've never experienced instantly freezing water. That's gotta be cool to see.

Though, if the cold kills your sex drive, I'll gladly take the desert. At least there getting naked is a great way to relieve the heat.

 

[eloisel]

I'm a journeyman electrician when I get desperate for cash. I'm also good with carpentry. Not too great with drywall. Oh, cars are fun, too.

Why? What needs fixing?

I have a 2500 sq. ft. old house in the middle of a forest. Awesome house - lots of wood, roomy. However, something always needs fixing. Bought an electric auger for the drains last weekend. Best money I've ever spent. These old drains clog often and it is always a chore to get them unclogged or expensive to get the plumber out. The electric auger unclogged them fairly quickly and easily and is good for future clogs. Now, I need to fix the drip in the bathroom sink faucet and replace a pipe under the kitchen sink. I can do these things. Looks simple enough.

I admire men who can do things like build stuff and fix things. To some people it is dumb, but it is fascinating to me.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Yeah, you can. But, more likely before you lose your extremeties, you'll just simply die. After your blood temp goes higher than 105 it boils your brain and you just drop dead. Of course, that's just the radiant heat we're talking about. You can literally burn the flesh off of your bones by standing in the sun uncovered for a long period of time. Then there's the minor shit, like heat stroke, which leaves you as a drooling invalid for the rest of your life. Or simple dehydration can cause you to have body-cripling headaches and then throw up beyond dry heaves. Trust me, the destert sucks.





I live in the NE USA. That means we see a lot of cold. Though, I've never experienced instantly freezing water. That's gotta be cool to see.

Though, if the cold kills your sex drive, I'll gladly take the desert. At least there getting naked is a great way to relieve the heat.

Ah, but when you are in the desert, do you not sweat like EDNA of Troll Valhalla attempting to take yet another step in order to move that great girth of hers? Does this not create an unpleasant body odour? We need not worry about that in the cold. The hair in your 'pits is frozen solid, therefore it is impossible to ever stink like MESSENGER on a good day. I gather the sex would be most unpleasant. Besides, who wants to fuck a bitch who has sand in her snatch? Surely you understand the effect sandpaper would have upon your cock yes? Now substitute ELOISEL's cunt with sandpaper and there you have my point. In our cold weather, we need not bother with neither lubricants nor prophylactics. The cold would simply cover one's dick with ice, whilst any cum would be frozen in place before it reaches the whore's fallopian tubes.

 

[Conchaga]

I have a 2500 sq. ft. old house in the middle of a forest. Awesome house - lots of wood, roomy. However, something always needs fixing. Bought an electric auger for the drains last weekend. Best money I've ever spent. These old drains clog often and it is always a chore to get them unclogged or expensive to get the plumber out. The electric auger unclogged them fairly quickly and easily and is good for future clogs. Now, I need to fix the drip in the bathroom sink faucet and replace a pipe under the kitchen sink. I can do these things. Looks simple enough.

I'm no plumber. The only things I know about plumbing are that shit runs downhill, payday's on friday, and never bite your fingernails.

I admire men who can do things like build stuff and fix things. To some people it is dumb, but it is fascinating to me.

I enjoy the architectural part of it. When a beautiful building is completed, it's nice to stand back and say, "I helped make that."

 

[SaintLucifer]

I have a 2500 sq. ft. old house in the middle of a forest. Awesome house - lots of wood, roomy. However, something always needs fixing. Bought an electric auger for the drains last weekend. Best money I've ever spent. These old drains clog often and it is always a chore to get them unclogged or expensive to get the plumber out. The electric auger unclogged them fairly quickly and easily and is good for future clogs. Now, I need to fix the drip in the bathroom sink faucet and replace a pipe under the kitchen sink. I can do these things. Looks simple enough.

I admire men who can do things like build stuff and fix things. To some people it is dumb, but it is fascinating to me.

MESSENGER is a perennial 'drain' on society as a whole. Perhaps you would see fit to stick this 'auger' up his fucking asshole to get him moving yes? I shudder to imagine that he may actually enjoy that. Brrrrrrrrr.

 

[Conchaga]

Ah, but when you are in the desert, do you not sweat like EDNA of Troll Valhalla attempting to take yet another step in order to move that great girth of hers? Does this not create an unpleasant body odour? We need not worry about that in the cold. The hair in your 'pits is frozen solid, therefore it is impossible to ever stink like MESSENGER on a good day. I gather the sex would be most unpleasant. Besides, who wants to fuck a bitch who has sand in her snatch? Surely you understand the effect sandpaper would have upon your cock yes? Now substitute ELOISEL's cunt with sandpaper and there you have my point. In our cold weather, we need not bother with neither lubricants nor prophylactics. The cold would simply cover one's dick with ice, whilst any cum would be frozen in place before it reaches the whore's fallopian tubes.

Actually, I fucked a girl while in the desert. Her pussy wasn't sandy at all.

And kudos to you for getting three burns on different people all while responding to my post. That's talent.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I'm no plumber. The only things I know about plumbing are that shit runs downhill, payday's on friday, and never bite your fingernails.



I enjoy the architectural part of it. When a beautiful building is completed, it's nice to stand back and say, "I helped make that."

Tell me, how is it you discovered that SAREK runs downhill? I am most curious. Did you spy him doing so one day?

When a beautiful building is completed, it's nice to stand back and say, "I helped make that."

Pfft, that's nothing. I can point at the rental building I lived in at Yellowknife and proudly say 'I destroyed 2 of their washing machines, and I did so singlehandedly, without help in any shape or form'.

I will neglect to tell them I did so by stuffing as much as 4 garbage bags full of clothing. The building had 4 floors, with 2 washing machines for each floor. I used all of them at the same time. Seems I jammed two of them too much. Not a very bright move I daresay, but I was in a hurry.

 

[Conchaga]

Well, every man has his glory.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Actually, I fucked a girl while in the desert. Her pussy wasn't sandy at all.

And kudos to you for getting three burns on different people all while responding to my post. That's talent.

Good for you. Now, did you check to make certain it was not a camel? I have heard terrible things about mirages.

Why thank you. I must be starting to recover nicely. I has been much too long. I have been er, 'practicing' elsewhere, but I am coming along.

 

[Conchaga]

Good for you. Now, did you check to make certain it was not a camel? I have heard terrible things about mirages.

Why thank you. I must be starting to recover nicely. I has been much too long. I have been er, 'practicing' elsewhere, but I am coming along.

No, wasn't a camel. It was Lady_Elena_WF. Go check some of her posts.

Anyway, yeah, Brawl-Hall is an interesting 'training ground' for insults and such.

 

[eloisel]

Fabulous. Luci is back to normal. I was worried we'd have to be extra kind to him for a long time.

Dear, Luci. You still haven't built my deck. Get up off that sick bed, bitch, and get it done.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Well, every man has his glory.

Actually, to be honest, that was stupidity. But no one needs to know it was my stupidity that destroyed them. I will claim I did so as a protest to building management. I did rip the door to my apartment off it's hinges after all. Truth be told, the apartment belonged to my room-mate. He locked me out at 3:00 a.m. because he was fucking his Filipino bitch, and he did not wish to be disturbed. As it was fucking cold outside, I kicked the door (I was drunk out of my mind). I went to work the next door where I was visited by the RCMP Yellowknife detachment. I told them to fuck off. They were only there to relay the message that the owner of the building found the door torn off its hinges, and he was ready to have me charged if I did not pay him for the damage.

I hated that fucking Filipino bitch the moment that I met her. I told the goddamn room-mate she was using him. She had only been in Canada for a short period of time. Naturally she expected to marry him so that she could stay. Dumb motherfucker. Of course I was kicked out of the building by the owner. No charges were laid and I ended up in yet another shithole. I moved 6 times in 1 year, because I am not easy to get along with.

Shit, I still recall the bitch who dropped me off in front of the fucking RCMP station when I was completely wasted. She found me sleeping in her car. I expected she would drive me to her place. I was, uh, kicked out of the home where I was living. Why would the fucking bitch leave me standing in front of a police station? I was so pissed I tossed my beer bottle at the wall. Odd that no one came forward, although I did realise what I had done and snuck away as quiet as you please. Not easy when one has no idea what it means to walk straight.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Fabulous. Luci is back to normal. I was worried we'd have to be extra kind to him for a long time.

Dear, Luci. You still haven't built my deck. Get up off that sick bed, bitch, and get it done.

Extra kind? To the great SaintLucifer? Fuck you bitch! Bring it!

What's in it for me? Remember, I had been bedridden, but not the way I would have liked to be in a bed. You are offering to er, assist me?

 

[SaintLucifer]

No, wasn't a camel. It was Lady_Elena_WF. Go check some of her posts.

Anyway, yeah, Brawl-Hall is an interesting 'training ground' for insults and such.

You would dare to equate LADY_ELENA_WF with a camel? How horrid! I'm telling her! Wait, who the fuck is LADY_ELENA_WF?

 

[Conchaga]

Bad luck on living arrangements.