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On Mine Field Pond

And CaptainWacky's axe?
 
Why is everything in Florida lethal and/or poisonous?
Florida is the Australia of the US!
 
While I was mowing the yard the other day a bug bit me and I literally yelled. I have no idea what it was.
 
Bertha to have her own children's show where she teaches kids about water?
Mrs. Doubtwater?
 
Kat Dennings has "signed up" to voice Beebee.
 
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I'll be voicing Bertha.
 
I'll be voicing the loveable park bench with a heart of gold.
 
You know that's a non speaking role, right?
 
You know that's a non speaking role, right?
The heck you say! The bench will be dispensing wisdom in a Southern accent. A cross between Uncle Remus and Foghorn Leghorn.
 
The bench will have an internal monologue but it will be ambiguous as it whether or not Bertha, Beebee and Cassie (played by Cassie is a wig) can hear it.
 
The bench will have an internal monologue but it will be ambiguous as it whether or not Bertha, Beebee and Cassie (played by Cassie is a wig) can hear it.
Yes, sir DirectorWacky, sir!
 
Also it will make very opinionated creaking noises, depending on who sits on it.
 
Billie Eilish will sing a song about fish while standing on the bench on episode 1. It will contain the line "Bertha, she swims in the pond, Bertha, I can't think of a word that rhymes with pond."
 
Billie Eilish will sing a song about fish while standing on the bench on episode 1. It will contain the line "Bertha, she swims in the pond, Bertha, I can't think of a word that rhymes with pond."
Fond.

Bertha, of her I am fond.
 
My strong duck will make a guest appetence!
 
Someone else made some lovely posts about their pond…

 
Returning Mine Fielders for the Reunion need to read this thread in its entirety to learn the POND LORE.
 
Indeed.
 
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Their rods don't seem to have lines on them.
 
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