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Pinup picture of my fiance

'Gear said:
Bullshit. You shared a pic so everyone could see what a man you are.

Look don't touch? Heh.

Why would you want people jerking of to your girl? That's kind of weird bro. I'm not sure the Elders would approve.
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Who could jerk off to that? Not even decent tit exposure. She's attractive but frankly I've got way better fap material.
 
I hadn't even got that far. I was still wondering why he wants people to.

Some kind of weird fatherly acceptance issue would be my guess. Something about older men deeming his capture legitimate. A bizarre coming of age process who's sordid details are know only to our recently betrothed Dirk.

Nah, not my cup o' tea either.
 
I have other people write/draw for me. I have a lot of published work as a result. Saves a lot of time, especially when they're sympathetic and their talent translates into what I'd do if I had to do the work.

Worth the money. "Lady In The Basement" is one of the best investments I've made yet. Taboo was a good one too, but this story is going to pay huge dividends going forward.
 
And it's so much fun to watch you and TS chase each other around in public. I'm especially fond of reading TS remind you to send him money.

Good times.
 
I smile because I have nothing to do with that side of it. :D So guess what that means besides better times?
 
It's beautiful. For years I've been told I'm the result of people's actions.

Here you are pointing that out exquisitely.
 
That's not exactly what I meant but I guess you can have it if you want.

You think TS will mind?
 
LOL kancho is the japanese slang 4 ENEMA!!! teh fux!??!!
In Japan, there is even a TV gameshow where a celebrity routinely kanchōs random people.
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Ahhh Japan. & to think just across the tsunami waves that joke is called 'digital raep'.
Tis a funneh old world.
Was it a bad thing that ye old'e A-Bomb realised its destiny?


oh btw ur fiance is cute Dirk, hope she isnt japanese lol! congrats on the marriage plans, ya old sweety.
Its nice to see a man who knows what he wants & how 2 get it :)
 
Seph said:
I meant properly and before you answer no you havent.
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ur gonna take care of it with ur little broken dick?

Jealousy is jelous.

Go do TK & all the women directly & indirectly associated with it, a massive favour & find some pikey to rub ur alcoholic mini limp dick on, & spare the witnessing of ur fail attempts @ trolling men over their pussy prize.

Ive told em all ur dix is shit anyways, so eluding to fucking their girls and turning her onto the wonders of secks, is about as threatening as daystrom proclaiming he no longer lieks man ass
 
SuN said:
LOL kancho is the japanese slang 4 ENEMA!!! teh fux!??!!

Ahhh Japan. & to think just across the tsunami waves that joke is called 'digital raep'.
Tis a funneh old world.
Was it a bad thing that ye old'e A-Bomb realised its destiny?


oh btw ur fiance is cute Dirk, hope she isnt japanese lol! congrats on the marriage plans, ya old sweety.
Its nice to see a man who knows what he wants & how 2 get it :)
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:D Thanks, SuN. We're getting married on October 29th. She's a very sweet person. And, no she's not Japanese. She's Filipina.
 
'Gear said:
And it's so much fun to watch you and TS chase each other around in public. I'm especially fond of reading TS remind you to send him money.

Good times.
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I would have taken payment in virgins, but the headwraps woulda got even more cranky if I'd copped their shtick.
 
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