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Porn and psycho girlfriends with nice asses

Cassie said:
My brother has Thursday, Friday and Saturdays off from work (he works 4 10hr days) ANYWAY.. no matter what he does on his days off his girlfriend, Amy, finds something to be really really mad about. IMO, if you work all the time you should have at least one day to just fuck off and do nothing. Today he had a Dr appt, and then he came over here and pressure washed the back porch for me. APPARENTLY sometime this morning he spent a couple hours using Amy's laptop to look at porn. She is spitting mad! She was yelling at him on the front porch and her leg was bouncing (you know that I'm mad heel tapping thing). Now, to avoid her, he's pressure washing the outside of the back porch!

Is a girl's ass ever nice enough to give up porn for?
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You can't do your own fucking washing, you lazy skank? So much for equal work, equal pay bullshit. Women are generally lazy. They need to shut the fuck up, stay in the kitchen and cook my fucking dinner.

Just to let you know, BRO will not be working for long.
 
Laker_Girl said:
That bitch is crazy!

I don't get mad when the HB jerks off I just think it's a waste. He gets up early and doesn't want to wake me up so he might cruise some porn and wank it in the shower but I always tell him he can wake me up, I'm always down for an early morning bang.
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He is wanking to AVOID the necessity of touching your fugly self, you dumb twat.
 
Laker_Girl said:
That bitch is crazy!

I don't get mad when the HB jerks off I just think it's a waste. He gets up early and doesn't want to wake me up so he might cruise some porn and wank it in the shower but I always tell him he can wake me up, I'm always down for an early morning bang.
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I'm lucky in that the wife feels the same way. In fact unless she is really sick or some other circumstances prevent it, she is always down for bending over for a quicky. I'm very lucky in that respect.

Also she is cool with me keeping porn in the bathroom for when she is on business trips.
 
Cassie said:
that is how I learned how to give porno head.
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Is that the kind of head where you suck the head and jack the shaft at the same time then scarf and gobble down the jizz when it nuts in your mouth??
 
Is it possible that fake Luci is even dumber than the real Luci? Do you know what a pressure washer is?

Daystrom: making TK creepy one thread at a time.
 
She sounds like an insecure, controlling bitch. (Hee hee, it also sounds like you already know this yourself but are trying not to say it directly).

Her problems have nothing to do with porn. She's just bad news, period.

There are other asses in the sea.
 
On a serious note, how often do they fuck? Who is the limiting factor, her or him?
 
OMG I DON'T KNOW HOW OFTEN THEY DOO EEET.. I DON'T PEEP INTO THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW USING THAT TURNED OVER MILK CRATE LAYING IN THE YARD, HONEST.

No, srsly.. I have no idea if they get it on all the time or not. Probably not, because my brother is sexually repressed. I don't know how he turned out that way, cause I am surely not. I also think he's narcoleptic or something, motherfucker can sleep all the time.

And.. no no, Dr Dave doesn't live on the border of Alabama or Georgia. I live in Florida, and Bick was being BICK about maps and things. He will draw a detailed map for you in his own blood if he has to.
 
He would prefer to use katchup though.
 
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