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Rejected Chuck Norris facts list

77)Chuck Norris likes drinking tea from tea cups with roses on them.
 
78] Who wears short shorts? Chuck Norris does.
 
79) Chuck Norris drinks slim fast once an hour, on the hour, every hour.
 
80) On the night that Chuck Norris was born, 4 galaxies exploded and Hitler raped a chicken!
 
81) Chuck Norris is actually a TK poster that has contributed to this thread already
 
82) Chuck Norris invented Post-It Notes!
 
83) Chuck Norris has never had a cold.
 
84) Chuck Norris wears blue eyeshadow.
 
85) Chuck Norris waxes his taint.
 
86) Brad Pitt and Harrison Ford both turned down the role of Chuck Norris before it was finally offered to David Arquette.
 
87) Chuck Norris would have been registered as a duel by whisky if he wasnt so lazy that he couldnt be arsed to log in and out of another account.
 
88 ) Chuck Norris is who he is because of his mother (a drunken sailor).
 
89) Chuck Norris refuses to leave Britney alone.
 
90) Chuck Norris uses Just For Men.
 
91) The Devil sold his soul to Chuck Norris.
 
92) Chuck Norris always plays a tiny game of naughts and crosses on every hash key on a keyboard he comes accross
 
93) They found now WMD in Iraq because Chuck Norris wasn't there at the time.
 
94) Chuck Norris was the guy actually shot the hunter, and Dick Cheney took the blame because that would be less of a scandle.
 
95) Chuck Norris recommended Richard and Judy to Channel 4 and they're too scare to ever fire them, despite their gross incompetence.
 
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