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Rejected Chuck Norris facts list

192) Chuck Norris wrote the entire bible on the back of a post card and mailed it back in time 2,000 years.
 
193) Chuck Norris is badass enough to grocery shop WITHOUT A LIST.
 
194) Chuck Norris is actually just a man and none of the Chuck Norris facts on the internet are true.
 
195) Chuck Norris has advised his attorneys to seek a ceast-and-desist order against any message board where people post untrue things about him.
 
196) Chuck Norris thinks in smells.
 
197) Chuck Norris once bit off more then he could chew. OF AN ARAB'S FACE.
 
198 ) Chuck Norris is actually 3 ducks in a man costume!
 
199) Chuck Norris claims the next post will be 200
 
200) Chuck Norris invented the concept of Halloween after dressing up as himself to scare EVERYONE.
 
201) Chuck Noriis was the original inspiration for Bart Simpson, Stewie Griffin, Bugs Bunny and Claire Bennet.
 
202) Chuck Norris thinks therefore we are.
 
203) Chuck Norris favourite type of grenade launcher (M)
 
204) I bet Chuck Norris could navigate his way through NYC's subway system without getting lost much...
 
205) Chuck Norris once kicked a cat so hard that it died. Not really very funny, but accurate.
 
206) The last McDonald's employee to serve Chuck Norris a Big Mac without removing the pickles now has a plastic jaw and a glass eye. FACT.
 
207) Chuck Norris likes pickles, just not on his Big Mac!
 
208) Chuck Norris actually wrote every Chuck Norris fact on the internet himself in 8 minutes one rainy day.
 
209) Suicide via Chuck Norris is rapidly replacing Cop Assisted Suicide as the most popular way of making yourself dead without going to HELL!
 
210) CHuck Norris cant beleive we have really gone to 210 of these
 
211) Chuck Norris's fire breath is the sole cause of global warming.
 
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