REMINDER: Michelle Trachtenberg

[CaptainWacky]

Are those Michelle's breasts trying to revive Katee (in a bra) in that annoyingly low quality video?

 

[The Tomtrek]

That is exactly what it looks like, yes.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Here's an actual proper full trailer in HD and everything:
http://vimeo.com/58404363

 

[The Tomtrek]

I would say that's about the correct amount of flowers Michelle Trachtenberg should receive on Valentine's Day (IN GLASSES).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why is her upper chest all red.

 

[Seph]

 

[The Tomtrek]

Last night, on Bravo, this happened:

Crazy things happening on Bravo, man.

 

[CaptainWacky]

eyebrows

 

[Seph]

She does not look as hot as she used to, is she getting all fucked up atm or something

 

[CaptainWacky]

I find her attractive.

 

[The Tomtrek]

It's April the First, it's April the First, it's April the First, it's April the First.

It's April the First, it's April the First, it's April the First, it's April the First.

 

[The Tomtrek]

DOUBLE POST.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The joke was that she's actually getting divorced!

 

[The Tomtrek]

How about a PLAYBOY.COM EXCLUSIVE clip from Sexy Evil Genius where Michelle Trachtenberg KISSES STARBUCK.

http://www.playboy.com/playground/view/exclusive-sexy-evil-genuis-clip-with-michelle-trachtenberg

THERE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think it'll be replacing Eurotrip as "best Michelle Trachtenberg movie ever."

 

[The Tomtrek]

Her hair colour has changed HER HAIR COLOUR HAS CHANGED.

 

[Loktar]

She looks like she's gotten fatter too.

:behindsofa:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Loktar is looking to get on disability!

 

[Loktar]

Or at least a harshly worded neg/reply from Tomtrek. I'm just on a cocky ego trip today I guess. Before this, I insulted two local Morning Crew DJ's at 99.5 WRVE(The River) by commenting on a picture of a monkey and pup on the station's FB page.

 

[The Tomtrek]

No she's the same size she's been for a while now.

Which is, of course, the perfect size*.



*the "perfect size" being, by definition, whatever size Michelle Trachtenberg happens to be