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Returning Houseguest Duos - BB13

Brendon: Evicted. :sarek:

So long, you smug little bitch.

There's an America's Vote for one of the evicted houseguests to battle next week's evictee in a cagematch. Winner gets to return to the game. I've already voted for Dominic about a dozen times. He's cute.
 
It's going to be either Dom or Cassi for sure, and Cassi already has too many votes from the "this will drive Rachel crazy" camp as well as the "she's hot I want to wank to her" camp.

I have to fight for the underDom.
 
Brendon is back in the house, thanks to America, the MISERABLE FUCKS.

Just. Shoot me.

And Dani won HoH after the show ended, so this means she will go after a Vet again, and not realize she doesn't have the votes, and and it will be another wasted week. Make that a wasted season. BRING ON UK BB!

Cassi wasn't even in the running.
 
Oops, I'm late:

Brendon: Evicted again. :sarek: This time for good, he's in the jury house. Creep.

But I'll probably be here again next Thursday to announce that Daniele is evicted, since Jeff won HoH and won the power of veto over the weekend. He nominated Porsche and Kalia, but he's all but decided that getting rid of Dani now is the smartest move.

Dani leaving will probably make me stop caring about USBB, since Jeff & Jordan will now rule the house unopposed by any real challengers. And when one of them wins the season, the fatal flaw to this "Dynamic Duos" premise will become apparent to all. It will be a completely predictable, boring win, only embraced by lovesick losers who are fawning over J/J on BB merely because The Bachelor is between seasons.

Dani is annoying, but she's the only person in the house with a brain who put up a real fight against the cult of J/J. The Widow Rachel will cling to them until they decide she's no longer useful, and the remaining newbies are merely sheep in a barrel.

See SAUSAGEHOMME? I may just give up on it after all.
 
If Rachel wins, I will never watch or surf about the show again. This I vow. There are so many better things I could be doing with my summer, that it may not even take that much to push me over the edge.

I'll just watch eps from past seasons on my computer from time to time, and lightly check in with UK BB just to hang with the clan. But without a major overhaul in philosophy next year, USBB is just plain ruined at this point.
 
I'm beginning to believe you.

Dani: Evicted. :sarek:

Jeff: Evicted! :sarek:

Jordan is flipping out, she and Shelly are at each other's throats. Little Miss Sweetheart and Mrs. America are turning into fightin' bitches! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I still hate Rachel, and I hope Kalia or Adam wins, but if Rachel wins, I will respect the fact that it is the perfect symbol of how useless a season this was.

I'M SO GLAD THAT SORE LOSER BULLY DOUCHEBAG JEFF IS GONE HUZZAH lol.
 
Heh. Now she has to worry about Dani coming between HER and HER MAN.

Or worse, JEFF coming between HER and HER MAN! YEE HAW! Fire up the Skype!
 
Although if she held onto the dummy Brendon for any longer, she might have dumped the real Brendon for it.

I'm back in "stopped caring, never going to watch again" mode, not because of who is winning, but because of the Pandora's Box twist they threw in this week, making them work in duos again. It's just a stupid, stupid thing to do so late in the game. Now production is just fucking with the game to fuck with it. It seems pointless now no matter who wins. (But I really, REALLY don't want it to be Rachel or Jordan lol)
 
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