Returning Houseguest Duos - BB13

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What's that? I didn't hear you, I was too busy shooting myself in the head.

And to top off the season, Homohater Jeff wins America's Favorite!

America is filled with drooling idiots.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least there's UK BB (hint hint)!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I know, I'm a few days behind in my highlight shows what with the finale and all the internet writing and blabbing to do for it. BUT I'M COMING HOME.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MALE NUDITY.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

My second favourite moment of the season:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They've decided to get married right away. Apparently Brendon figured out he needs to stake legal claim on her winnings before the check is cashed so it counts toward community property in the divorce settlement...

'Big Brother' Winner Rachel -- I'm Getting Married!!! | TMZ.com

I actually feel bad for her. He's gonna run through her money (again) and make her feel bad about herself for letting him do it. Creep.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Hey, remember that time Rachel won Big Brother?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Big Brother 9 (UK), yes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In a move so obvious that most people assume it already happened, Rachel & Brendon will compete on the next Amazing Race.

http://www.realityblurred.com/reali...ing_race_20/2011_Nov_27_rachel-brendon-racing

https://twitter.com/#!/horchataa/status/140655735246823424

https://twitter.com/#!/horchataa/status/140673347695554560/photo/1/large

Good thing I already gave up watching the show this season.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Oh god Rachel's emotional implosions all over the place will be glorious.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'll bet money: First challenge, first time they have to decide between two routes to take, she will end up curled in a fetal position, complaining that he doesn't listen to her, while he tries to alternately baby-talk and drill sergeant her out of her catatonia.

Let me know how they do, lol.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

^ That's basically what is happening every week with them so far, but the show cast a bunch of drooling idiots to compete against them, so they can't come in last even if they tried.