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Reveal your real name thread!

Chuck
 
Laker_Girl said:
Wait, what? I always thought you were a female.
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The same might be said of you.
 
Cacophony said:
Samantha.
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Heh, my niece's name. You don't look like a Samantha to me though.
 
My carefully hidden real name is...



Donovan. Fooled all of you, didn't I?
 
The Dork Lord=except for the penis and facial hair
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Penis, LMAO!!! You kill me!! No one would call that thing a penis! Two inches to be searched for under your apron of fat and sores does not a penis make.

As for the facial hair, so you're in menopause, you just need a little threading or waxing.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Penis, LMAO!!! You kill me!! No one would call that thing a penis! Two inches to be searched for under your apron of fat and sores does not a penis make.

As for the facial hair, so you're in menopause, you just need a little threading or waxing.
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Just to play the devil's advocate, mainly because I enjoy doing it, but, pray tell, just how do you KNOW about all the layers of fat and sores?

That portends a certain amount of first hand knowledge.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Heh, my niece's name. You don't look like a Samantha to me though.
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Or maybe your niece is the one that doesn't look like a Samantha?
 
Laker_Girl said:
Oh and Imperium's real name is Gustavo. ;)
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I thought my name was Corky, you snot.
 
Sarek said:
Just to play the devil's advocate, mainly because I enjoy doing it, but, pray tell, just how do you KNOW about all the layers of fat and sores?

That portends a certain amount of first hand knowledge.
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I watch Discovery Health Channel.
 
Cacophony said:
Or maybe your niece is the one that doesn't look like a Samantha?
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Actually she doesn't. I wanted her name to be Julia, she looks like a Julia.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Penis, LMAO!!! You kill me!! No one would call that thing a penis! Two inches to be searched for under your apron of fat and sores does not a penis make.

As for the facial hair, so you're in menopause, you just need a little threading or waxing.
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We've had this conversation before, darlin. You have never, and will never see or touch my magnificent pork sword.

I only date smart girls, so please keep your disturbing fantasies to yourself!
 
^^Well that explains all of your lonely nights.

You're quite right, I will never touch your "pork sword" as I am not a "smart girl". I am an intelligent woman and I don't date boys or men that call their "penis" a "pork sword".
 
Mom gave me two names, I use the middle one Shea.. Though all of my friends call me Kitty..
 
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