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EPISODE 10: NOBODY'S FAULT BUT MINE FOR CONTINUING TO WATCH THIS SHIT, OKAY? 
(Nobody's Fault but Mine is actually the name of the episode because LED ZEPPELIN. They didn't actually have any Led Zeppelin product placement in this episode but I guess the writers SUCH AS THEY ARE have a huge erection at the mere thought of Led MOTHERFUCKING Zeppelin)
WE'RE IN PHILLY, LAND OF THE CHEESE STEAK SANDWICH!
Alright, so uncle Miles and the gang made it through the tunnel and into the city. The streets are bustling with people and OH NOES Charlie is bleeding from her bullet scrape, somehow the blood is oozing from the opposite side of her head, and doesn't even get in her hair. We have to get off the streets! Uncle Miles knows just where to go, he knows this city, this is HIS city... so next thing you know Nora gets her tits out, and knocks on a door sexily. Hey mister, I've got a package for you! LEAVE IT OUTSIDE, OKAY? No, no mister you don't understand, I AM THE PACKAGE! Welllllll come on in sugartits! SURPRISE IT'S ME YOUR OLD PAL, MILES! Then Miles puts his giant sword to the guy's neck and he lets them in. JUST KIDDING WE'RE OLD PALS. Apparently this is Miles only friend in Philly, so obviously no one will come looking for them there... right?
Nora, Charlie, and Aron take a nap whilst Miles goes out to find where Monroe is keeping Twinkniss... IN THE MEANTIME - Major Evil has heard rumors that uncle Miles and the gang are in town. So Major Evil goes straight to uncle Miles only friend's house and scoops up Nora, Charlie and Aron, but first he has to stab Charlie in the neck with a syringe full of sleepytime. Why does EVERY FUCKING TV SHOW do this? Stabbing someone in the neck with a syringe IS SO EVIL AND EDGY, okay answered my own question. EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY.
A groggy Charlie is tossed into a cell with HER MOM! Rachel hasn't seen Charlie since Charlie was a little girl, but she recognizes her RIGHT AWAY. Charlie is scared of her mom's face, and acts all aloof and shit, then they decide they have to escape. The nuts on the air vent must be very sharp because before you know it Rachel has bloody fingers. Before Rachel can get a nut, the evil goons come in to take them away, including the psychopath with the knives. He has a boner for Charlie, and immediately starts fantasizing about a mother/daughter threeway. THIS SHOW IS EDGY.
Rachel and Charlie are tossed into another room, this one has some gadgets on a table and Twinkniss is reclining against some chairs because they've ROUGHED HIS CUTE FACE UP, THE BASTARDS. Katniss and Twinkniss have a touching reunion and THEN.. MONROE comes in with his menacing face! TA DAAAAAAA... look I had that scientist you stabbed with a screwdriver working on a back up magic amulet amplifier, but you KILLED HIM before it was finished. If you don't finish it I WILL KILL ONE OF YOUR BABIES! SCRATCH THAT, hey psychopath, kill one of them now just so she knows I'm spr srs! Rachel's face gets serious and she says LEAVE MY CHILLENS ALONE I WILL FIX YOUR MAGIC AMULET DEVICE! Charlie says NOOOOO KILL ME, MONROE WILL KILL EVERYONE... I think I did that out of order, but WHO CARES? Charlie and Twinkniss are taken away and Rachel gets busy. The entire time Rachel works on the device the psychopath breathes on her, and sometimes fantasizes out loud about having his way with Charlie. How distracting! Charlie and Twinkniss are put back into the cell with sharp nuts and now Charlie's fingers are bleeding...
MEANWHILE...
Major Evil still has Nora and Aron prisoner, and he reminisces about the good old bad days of being a cubicle worker and admiring Aron's Google guy accomplishments, then he references Google guy's fat pockmarked ass... why was he looking at Google guy's ass? PERVERT. Major Evil is soooooo evil!
Uncle Miles TO THE RESCUE! Major Evil goes home to find uncle Miles holding Mrs Major Evil hostage. He's got his giant sword to her neck! (can't you find a smaller knife to hold to someone's throat?). As Mrs Major Evil is the only person in the entire world Major Evil cares about, this plan works. Major Evil runs off and gets Nora and Aron, brings them back, and then threatens to kill uncle Miles for this someday. Major Evil and the Mrs are locked in a closet, and the gang goes off to save the day.
FUCK THIS IS ALREADY TOO LONG, SORRY.
THEY'RE OFF TO THE POWER PLANT ON THE NORTH SIDE OF TOWN... (where Katniss, Twinkniss, and Rachel are, if you DIDN'T KNOW)
The power plant is heavily guarded with all the best weapons and uncle Miles doesn't know how to get in... BUT GOOGLE GUY DOES! (see he's not totally worthless) So they find a huge opening that doesn't have any guards because why would anyone try to sneak in that way? Nora tells Google guy he can't come with, because here is a bag of pipe bombs, we need you to blow that wall over there if everythign goes to shit. How will I know when that is? OH YOU WILL KNOW!
I'M GONNA SKIP SOME DETAILS HERE, I DOUBT YOU'RE STILL READIN GTHIS ANWYA
Rachel completes the magic amulet amplifier, Katniss and Twinkniss escape from their cell, Miles catches up to them and sends them and Nora outside, Rachel stabs the psychopath TO DEATH (with a knife this time), Miles bursts into the room and he and Rachel make their way, they run into MONROE and his menacing face. Miles tells Rachel to RUN, so she does and totally gets away, then Miles mows down everyone with a gun, except Monroe, he's bulletproof. Miles and Monroe aim guns at each other and make googly eyes for a few minutes before deciding they can't shoot each other, Monroe drops his gun and invites Miles in for a kiss... THEY GET CLOSE and then Miles says NO I CAN'T BE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP NO MORE! Monroe knocks the gun from Miles hands and they have SWASHBUCKLING SWORD FIGHT!
Google guy finally gets the wall blown up, everyone escapes, including uncle Miles. A helicopter launches into the air.... because 15 years without any practice flying a helicopter that should be the first thing someone attempts with the only magic amulet amplifying device on board! RIGHT?
Now the gangs together again, plus Rachel. This was the mid season finale, for realz dis time. The previews show Rachel plannign to make another magic amulet device. I'm sure there will be some mother daughter bonding ALSO.
SORRY THIS RECAP IS OVER NOW, I'M SURE Y OU ARE DYING TO READ MORE.
(Nobody's Fault but Mine is actually the name of the episode because LED ZEPPELIN. They didn't actually have any Led Zeppelin product placement in this episode but I guess the writers SUCH AS THEY ARE have a huge erection at the mere thought of Led MOTHERFUCKING Zeppelin) WE'RE IN PHILLY, LAND OF THE CHEESE STEAK SANDWICH!
Alright, so uncle Miles and the gang made it through the tunnel and into the city. The streets are bustling with people and OH NOES Charlie is bleeding from her bullet scrape, somehow the blood is oozing from the opposite side of her head, and doesn't even get in her hair. We have to get off the streets! Uncle Miles knows just where to go, he knows this city, this is HIS city... so next thing you know Nora gets her tits out, and knocks on a door sexily. Hey mister, I've got a package for you! LEAVE IT OUTSIDE, OKAY? No, no mister you don't understand, I AM THE PACKAGE! Welllllll come on in sugartits! SURPRISE IT'S ME YOUR OLD PAL, MILES! Then Miles puts his giant sword to the guy's neck and he lets them in. JUST KIDDING WE'RE OLD PALS. Apparently this is Miles only friend in Philly, so obviously no one will come looking for them there... right?
Nora, Charlie, and Aron take a nap whilst Miles goes out to find where Monroe is keeping Twinkniss... IN THE MEANTIME - Major Evil has heard rumors that uncle Miles and the gang are in town. So Major Evil goes straight to uncle Miles only friend's house and scoops up Nora, Charlie and Aron, but first he has to stab Charlie in the neck with a syringe full of sleepytime. Why does EVERY FUCKING TV SHOW do this? Stabbing someone in the neck with a syringe IS SO EVIL AND EDGY, okay answered my own question. EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY.
A groggy Charlie is tossed into a cell with HER MOM! Rachel hasn't seen Charlie since Charlie was a little girl, but she recognizes her RIGHT AWAY. Charlie is scared of her mom's face, and acts all aloof and shit, then they decide they have to escape. The nuts on the air vent must be very sharp because before you know it Rachel has bloody fingers. Before Rachel can get a nut, the evil goons come in to take them away, including the psychopath with the knives. He has a boner for Charlie, and immediately starts fantasizing about a mother/daughter threeway. THIS SHOW IS EDGY.
Rachel and Charlie are tossed into another room, this one has some gadgets on a table and Twinkniss is reclining against some chairs because they've ROUGHED HIS CUTE FACE UP, THE BASTARDS. Katniss and Twinkniss have a touching reunion and THEN.. MONROE comes in with his menacing face! TA DAAAAAAA... look I had that scientist you stabbed with a screwdriver working on a back up magic amulet amplifier, but you KILLED HIM before it was finished. If you don't finish it I WILL KILL ONE OF YOUR BABIES! SCRATCH THAT, hey psychopath, kill one of them now just so she knows I'm spr srs! Rachel's face gets serious and she says LEAVE MY CHILLENS ALONE I WILL FIX YOUR MAGIC AMULET DEVICE! Charlie says NOOOOO KILL ME, MONROE WILL KILL EVERYONE... I think I did that out of order, but WHO CARES? Charlie and Twinkniss are taken away and Rachel gets busy. The entire time Rachel works on the device the psychopath breathes on her, and sometimes fantasizes out loud about having his way with Charlie. How distracting! Charlie and Twinkniss are put back into the cell with sharp nuts and now Charlie's fingers are bleeding...
MEANWHILE...
Major Evil still has Nora and Aron prisoner, and he reminisces about the good old bad days of being a cubicle worker and admiring Aron's Google guy accomplishments, then he references Google guy's fat pockmarked ass... why was he looking at Google guy's ass? PERVERT. Major Evil is soooooo evil!
Uncle Miles TO THE RESCUE! Major Evil goes home to find uncle Miles holding Mrs Major Evil hostage. He's got his giant sword to her neck! (can't you find a smaller knife to hold to someone's throat?). As Mrs Major Evil is the only person in the entire world Major Evil cares about, this plan works. Major Evil runs off and gets Nora and Aron, brings them back, and then threatens to kill uncle Miles for this someday. Major Evil and the Mrs are locked in a closet, and the gang goes off to save the day.
FUCK THIS IS ALREADY TOO LONG, SORRY.
THEY'RE OFF TO THE POWER PLANT ON THE NORTH SIDE OF TOWN... (where Katniss, Twinkniss, and Rachel are, if you DIDN'T KNOW)
The power plant is heavily guarded with all the best weapons and uncle Miles doesn't know how to get in... BUT GOOGLE GUY DOES! (see he's not totally worthless) So they find a huge opening that doesn't have any guards because why would anyone try to sneak in that way? Nora tells Google guy he can't come with, because here is a bag of pipe bombs, we need you to blow that wall over there if everythign goes to shit. How will I know when that is? OH YOU WILL KNOW!
I'M GONNA SKIP SOME DETAILS HERE, I DOUBT YOU'RE STILL READIN GTHIS ANWYA
Rachel completes the magic amulet amplifier, Katniss and Twinkniss escape from their cell, Miles catches up to them and sends them and Nora outside, Rachel stabs the psychopath TO DEATH (with a knife this time), Miles bursts into the room and he and Rachel make their way, they run into MONROE and his menacing face. Miles tells Rachel to RUN, so she does and totally gets away, then Miles mows down everyone with a gun, except Monroe, he's bulletproof. Miles and Monroe aim guns at each other and make googly eyes for a few minutes before deciding they can't shoot each other, Monroe drops his gun and invites Miles in for a kiss... THEY GET CLOSE and then Miles says NO I CAN'T BE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP NO MORE! Monroe knocks the gun from Miles hands and they have SWASHBUCKLING SWORD FIGHT!
Google guy finally gets the wall blown up, everyone escapes, including uncle Miles. A helicopter launches into the air.... because 15 years without any practice flying a helicopter that should be the first thing someone attempts with the only magic amulet amplifying device on board! RIGHT?
Now the gangs together again, plus Rachel. This was the mid season finale, for realz dis time. The previews show Rachel plannign to make another magic amulet device. I'm sure there will be some mother daughter bonding ALSO.
SORRY THIS RECAP IS OVER NOW, I'M SURE Y OU ARE DYING TO READ MORE.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It doesn't sound like a huge cliffhanger.
Filthy Whore
Mad Arse Face
How has this GD show managed to stay on the air when other, better shows have already been canceled? grrr
eloisel
Forever Empress E
That is it exactly. She emotes with her liquid blue where there should be whites of her eyes. Her eyeballs are in a freaky costume that is creeping me out. They should make her wear sunglasses.. at night.
Enkephalen
My Stars!
Obviously, it's Charlie's eye acting that captured the hearts of the producers. They know talent when they see it.
There are people on the internet who think this show is great. They defend every dumb thing this show does, and get mad when people point out the dumbshit. I'm thinking they are Hunger Games/Twilight fans! BUT I think a big part of the audience are people like me, who hope the show stays retarded, because it's become so bad it's fun to watch.
Enkephalen
My Stars!
There's no accounting for taste in TV shows.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Did it get a second season?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Destroy your whole Skybox just to be sure.