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Sad day

Cassies thinking "Cant wait til I'm grown up and can show everyone on TK this picture"
 
Things are getting WEIRD. The dr gave prescribed lorazepam a few days ago, that shit is BANANAS. She talks constantly and gets into things, tranquilizer MY ASS.
 
I was on a low dose of lorazepam once, after I had a bad sinus infection, and a heart murmur from treating it with OTC cold medicines for a week. OOPS!

But it didn't make me weird, I was kind of subdued anyway because this all happened a week after my dad passed away.

AH THOSE FUN FAMILY MEMORIES! WHEEEEEEE!
 
All the relatives left a little while ago, I am at a loss as to what to do with myself now.
 
I'm so sorry. "Rest in peace" is what is usually said at this time, but I know that she is, and she's looking down toward you with love and appreciation.

LOVE YOU!
 
I am crying and eating fried chicken. People have loaded us up with more food than we'll ever be able to eat!

I love you guys.
 
From everything you've said she was really awesome. I mean, my gran definitely never had a NES, or even knew what a NES was. And at least you had lots of fun with her and had time to mentally prepare as much as you could when you knew the end would be coming soon. I hope all the good memories will serve to cheer you up in small ways.
 
Yeah, she was really cool. I have lots and lots of good memories. STILL I will probably cry for a few days. I am totally lost without her.
 
I found "The Grandma Song" by Adam Sandler, hope it cheers you up Cassie. :)

Adam Sandler - The Grandma Song


Jabawokee ding dong
Slip slap slee
Dipstick paddywhack
Pee pee googalee gee
Polly wolly sling slang
Skooey dibbely doo
Wing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech 'n Chong
Hop hip kagagoogoo
Hickory dickory slickory flip flap
Dip skip to my Lou
Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham
Whack snack koochie koochie koo

Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle
You gotta eat Grandma's stroodle
'Cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch
You gotta gish, you gotta gash
You gotta wax Grandma's mustache
And lay out her socks
To make sure they match
Whoa, you gotta help out your Grandma

Slappety dappety sling skism skasm
Bing bang boo
A yip, a yap, a snippety snap
Walla, walla scrappy dappy doo
Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle
Awhee clunkety clang
A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz
Chitty chitty bang wang lang
Zippity doo dang lipidee ay
Oompa loompa doo
A piggly wiggly dooda
Stinky winky linky foo man choo

Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle
You gotta shave Grandma's poodle
'Cause Grandma would do the same for you
You gotta libby, you gotta labby
You gotta hug Grandma, even though she's flabby
'Cause you should know Grandma's are people too
Whoa, you gotta love your Grandma

Now if you listened to the words of this song
You know they're coming straight from the heart
Never make fun of your Grandma
Even when she rips a juicy fart

And remember to dip you gotta doodle
You gotta stop playing with your noodle
'Cause Grandma said it will make you go blind
You gotta gipper, you gotta giper
You gotta change Grandma's diaper
And then pretend that you really didn't mind

Whoa, respect to the Grandma
 
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