Serious

[Ilyanna]

lol, something like that, yeah.

 

[Ilyanna]

Fuck, 'Gear, we're doing it again
Do you think that, if I post SEX WITH DUCKS, the others will come back to play with us?

 

['Gear]

Yes and no. You know how Jack loves it when you roll with me. I don't usually allow myself to type out these words but under the circumstances, I think it's appropriate...

You...



Jelly...



Bro?

 

[Ilyanna]

Maybe if I posted a Natalie Portman pic they'll come back? IIRC, Donovan had a nice one somewhere in his collection....

 

[Cassie]

SRS BSNS IS SRS.

 

[Ilyanna]

YAY, I lured you back!!! eace:

SRS BSNS IS SRS.

I am not sure if I should be proud for being able to actually decipher that, or rather cut back on internet time.

Tongue smileys are naughty, imo.

 

[Donovan]

Doesn't Donovan have a term for this. Rapelaugh or something like that?

I plan to invent a facebook game named Rapeville and make tons of internet dollars.

 

[Ilyanna]

Careful or Boston'll sue you for copyright infringement.

 

[Donovan]

Better not, I'm from NY and we can lay curses on Bostonians that last a hundred years.

 

[Donovan]

Once I planted rapeseed. Very disappointed in the result. My whole garden was fucked.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

There's rape and then there's rape. There's the non-serious rape, the drunken, confused rape, the serial rape...

 

[Cassie]

As long as it's not rape rape.

 

[Donovan]

Serial rape isn't really that much fun. It's messy and the cold milk makes erections go away.

 

[Seph]

:smfundecided:

 

['Gear]

There's rape and then there's rape. There's the non-serious rape, the drunken, confused rape, the serial rape...

QOTW?

 

['Gear]

It's that confused rape that will really get you.

 

[Donovan]

It's that confused rape that will really get you.

That happened to me once, while I was hiding in her closet I forgot and sneezed into the chloroform rag instead of a tissue. The rest of the evening was kind of a blur.

 

['Gear]

LOL at the would be rapist just now waking up.

"What the fu...oh god DAMN IT!"

 

[Dershocka]

There was no cat.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Cats and rape don't mix. At least if you do what Bob Barker and Drew Carey tell you to do.