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lol, something like that, yeah.
 
Fuck, 'Gear, we're doing it again :(
Do you think that, if I post SEX WITH DUCKS, the others will come back to play with us?
 
Yes and no. You know how Jack loves it when you roll with me. I don't usually allow myself to type out these words but under the circumstances, I think it's appropriate...

You...



Jelly...



Bro?
 
Maybe if I posted a Natalie Portman pic they'll come back? IIRC, Donovan had a nice one somewhere in his collection....
 
SRS BSNS IS SRS. :rwmad:
 
YAY, I lured you back!!! :peace:


SRS BSNS IS SRS.
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I am not sure if I should be proud for being able to actually decipher that, or rather cut back on internet time. :P

Tongue smileys are naughty, imo.
 
'Gear said:
Doesn't Donovan have a term for this. Rapelaugh or something like that?
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I plan to invent a facebook game named Rapeville and make tons of internet dollars.
 
Careful or Boston'll sue you for copyright infringement.
 
Better not, I'm from NY and we can lay curses on Bostonians that last a hundred years.
 
Once I planted rapeseed. Very disappointed in the result. My whole garden was fucked.
 
There's rape and then there's rape. There's the non-serious rape, the drunken, confused rape, the serial rape...
 
As long as it's not rape rape.
 
Serial rape isn't really that much fun. It's messy and the cold milk makes erections go away.
 
:smfundecided:
 
It's that confused rape that will really get you.
 
'Gear said:
It's that confused rape that will really get you.
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That happened to me once, while I was hiding in her closet I forgot and sneezed into the chloroform rag instead of a tissue. The rest of the evening was kind of a blur.
 
LOL at the would be rapist just now waking up.

"What the fu...oh god DAMN IT!"
 
There was no cat.
 
Cats and rape don't mix. At least if you do what Bob Barker and Drew Carey tell you to do.
 
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