Fun Lovin' Dave
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Truly an inspiration for us old timers. Although at 90, he's in a different class of old timer. I look older after a hard night than he does and he's got 3 decades on me!
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Shatner is going to "space"
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
His little speech afater getting back was genuinely very well delivered and touching.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
And, you can almost set your watch by it. Guess who chimed in?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Shatner missed such an opportunity -- once he was weightless, he should have looked around and said, "..oh my!"
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
I completely did not get until just now that his final line in Generations might have been a dig at Takei's signature line. Or was it his signature line in 1994?
Mirah
I love you
That must be the reason I keep saying "Shatner is going to Spice" whenever I see this thread.
My small town radio station was asking who should go next and the answers were funny especially those that were like, "Shatner went to space?"
Dr Dave
pillzlol
George really needs to get over himself.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
At this point I'm convinced the Shatner/Takei feud is mostly fake to drum up publicity. Sure, there were grudges in the past but who holds onto them for 50 years?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Bette Davis and Joan Crawford did.
I would say East Coast/West Coast rappers do, but many of them don't make it to 50...
I would say East Coast/West Coast rappers do, but many of them don't make it to 50...
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
well actually...
jack
The Legendary Troll King
AFTER the overwhelming and euphoric adrenaline rush slowly receded from his body, Captain Kirk aka William Shatner aka The Oldest Man In Space was brought crashing back down to earth by the small print in the contract he signed with Blue Origin billionaire Jeff Bezos.
“What are you, 90 years old? You going for a piss break won’t be a problem you’re colostomy bag probably has its own colostomy bag, right? Haha,” said Bezos as he showed an ashen faced Shatner around the Amazon factory he will be working in until the full cost of his space flight is paid off.
After given Shatner a tour of all places workers collapsed and died of exhaustion, Bezos lightened the mood by revealing he had accumulated an extra 100 million to his fortune since they walked into the facility 10 seconds ago.
“Always read the small print William. Fair is fair, everyone has got to pay their way. Well, not me when it comes to taxes but you get the idea. You thought the trip was free? C’mon, I’m not made of money?” said Bezos as his solid gold body shone under the factory lights.
Wearing a back brace to help with lifting heavy packages over the course of a 12-hour shift with no let up, it is believed that based on entry level pay for an Amazon factory worker, Shatner will be free of his debts sometime after the 4th Cyborg Wars in the early 44th century.
“Oh and you see that guy over there,” said Bezos pointing to an intimidating security guard, “I call him Will Break Your Legs If You Even Think About Unionising, bet you’ll never guess how he got that name?” Bezos asked Shatner, who was beginning to regret his trip in the billionaire’s dick rocket.
“What are you, 90 years old? You going for a piss break won’t be a problem you’re colostomy bag probably has its own colostomy bag, right? Haha,” said Bezos as he showed an ashen faced Shatner around the Amazon factory he will be working in until the full cost of his space flight is paid off.
After given Shatner a tour of all places workers collapsed and died of exhaustion, Bezos lightened the mood by revealing he had accumulated an extra 100 million to his fortune since they walked into the facility 10 seconds ago.
“Always read the small print William. Fair is fair, everyone has got to pay their way. Well, not me when it comes to taxes but you get the idea. You thought the trip was free? C’mon, I’m not made of money?” said Bezos as his solid gold body shone under the factory lights.
Wearing a back brace to help with lifting heavy packages over the course of a 12-hour shift with no let up, it is believed that based on entry level pay for an Amazon factory worker, Shatner will be free of his debts sometime after the 4th Cyborg Wars in the early 44th century.
“Oh and you see that guy over there,” said Bezos pointing to an intimidating security guard, “I call him Will Break Your Legs If You Even Think About Unionising, bet you’ll never guess how he got that name?” Bezos asked Shatner, who was beginning to regret his trip in the billionaire’s dick rocket.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Shatner might have been to space, but he's never been on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! eating kangaroo testicles with Joe Swash.
Wait, what was my point again?
Wait, what was my point again?
