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Shatner is going to "space"

Colonel Kira's Left Tit

Colonel Kira's Left Tit

Bearded Belly of Bajor
I hear it's the Final Frontier.
 
He thought of something else he had to say to Gene and this is the only way to get in his face now.
 
It'll probably be a better ending than the one he got in Generations.
 
Safe journey, Bill.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
He thought of something else he had to say to Gene and this is the only way to get in his face now.
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"YOU! ...Thought! Youweregoingtohavethelast... WORD! MISTERRR?!"
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
It'll probably be a better ending than the one he got in Generations.
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Being shot out of a giant space penis like celestial spooj vs. being impaled on rocks by a steel bridge left over from the Planet of the Apes crew?
 
He's 90 getting blown up in a rocket, or hitting the ground when the parachutes don't open is probably better than what most people his age die of.
 
It would be hilarious If something went awry mid-flight and he had an breakdown -- warning lights flashing red about him. "Scotty! Report! Sulu, get us out of here, warp factor 10!"

"Sir, please remain calm - this is simply a --"

KARATE CHOP.

<Feed cut>
 
James Doohan only got to go into space after he died. Shatner has to one up him.
 
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I guess Takei will want to go up next.

Only if he gets to go higher than Shatner, of course.

I think it would be a nice touch if they all wore comm badges. Or if the spacesuits were mustard (mustard for Bill, the rest can have red - stuff 'em).

Trek fans - "He's wearing a TNG comm badge. The canon!"

Can they give the rocket a temp. registry of NCC-1701?

Anyhoo ... no doubt, there'll be something Trek-related. Knock it out of the ballpark, Bill. You might inspire Bezos to buy the franchise from the creatively bankrupt Paramount!
 
MODMAN said:
I guess Takei will want to go up next.

Only if he gets to go higher than Shatner, of course.

I think it would be a nice touch if they all wore comm badges. Or if the spacesuits were mustard (mustard for Bill, the rest can have red - stuff 'em).

Trek fans - "He's wearing a TNG comm badge. The canon!"

Can they give the rocket a temp. registry of NCC-1701?

Anyhoo ... no doubt, there'll be something Trek-related. Knock it out of the ballpark, Bill. You might inspire Bezos to buy the franchise from the creatively bankrupt Paramount!
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There would be safety concerns wearing any apparel not fabricated specifically for the flight.

I'd be happy to see the old guy get up there and back successfully.
 
Remember when Stephen Hawking went into space and he came back in a wheelchair. Something to think about.
 
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I wonder if he booked through Priceline.
 
Dot com.
 
I actually feel a little anxious for him. He is 90 after all.
 
 
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