Smallville spoilers (any season)

[Fuddlemiff]

In an effort to save money from costly CGI effects, Clark encounters a new kid at school with no powers or mental issues, though they do prefer to spend their days in small, unremarkable rooms. The pair discuss the plays of Kenneth Brannah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then he discusses the discussion with Lana for ten minutes at the end but they can't reach a conclusion and she just walks away while he stares into space listening to some U2 song.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Jonathan Kent: Clark, did I ever tell you how proud I am of you?

Martha looks on wistfully.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jonathan: And did I ever tell...ACH, MY HEART!

 

[Gagh]

Jonathan Kent is brought back to life by BANE, who for some reason has come to Smallville years before he exists. He uses a Kryptonine infused rubber duckie to make Clark fall in love with him, but Lois beats the shit out of Bane after becoming super strong on magic Pez.

 

[FBI parte due]

Tractor sluts lol.

 

[Tisiphone]

What's wrong with a tractor slut?

 

[Loktar]

What's wrong with a tractor slut?

Scars and missing limbs from fucking tractors.

 

[Tisiphone]

Then she's doing it wrong and is not worthy of such a title.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Obscure DC hero EXCITMENT LAD travels back in time to help Clark defeat LAVA LAMP LARRY but it turns out Larry is just misunderstood and has a sick mother and Clark kisses Chloe/Lana/Lois/Tess/Lex on the knee.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Fuck, Mack and Durance are hot.