45) Lionel asks Martha to trim his beard for dollars, but Martha is having none of it. She offers to secure the posting services of RVD for one day in order to halt the beard trimming, but Lionel isn't interested - he's turned control of the Luthercorp Mine Field over to Chloe, who has now mutated into an 8 foot demon. Lionel forces her beard on Martha, before Jonathan Kent comes in and beats Lionel into a coma with Pete's metal foot.
46) Lex comes to the Talon in order to get pissed and throw beermats drunkenly across the dance floor. Lana talks him out of it by giving examples of Buffy episodes. Sadly, Kryptonite has got into the beer episode, and the rest of the episode degenerates into an even poorer version of Beer Bad.
47) Clark makes a new friend, but he turns out to be a defrosted Nazi from World War II. Clark is unsure what to do, as the Nazi hasn't gassed a single Jew since arriving in town. Clark confronts the Nazi, who repeatedly asks Clark for his papers. The Nazi becomes suspicious that Clark isn't passing his papers over, alluding to the fact that he knows Clark's origin without actually saying it. Clark, helpess, decides to freeze the Nazi with his super breath. Chole finds the Nazi hidden in a barn, and sucks its cock, thawing it, before leaving. The cock speaks before the episode end, as it has been effected by Kryptonite, and sets up a new enemy for Clark in the next season.
48) Lois becomes disturbed over realising that she is only a marginally attractive woman with a battered old face, after reading months of Internet hype leading up to her first appearance in Smallville. Using hundreds of dual accounts, she hires Chloe, and with her leads a cynical 'LOIS IS HOT!' campaign on a Smallville Posting Board. Clark finds out, and wanks in Lois' face, confusing her and forcing her to out her own duals.
