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Smallville's new season

Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Sucks hairy balls.

I don't know if I can watch it even for Chloe anymore.
 
Too long, didn't read.
 
I demand a complete review of all the episodes so far.

(Mainly so I can laugh at you and say "HAHAHAHAHAH, YOU WATCHED IT!!LOLOLOLOL)
 
Don't know when it starts here but I'm sure I'll end up watching it anyway, if only to post outraged threads about the latest crappy storyline (CHLOE TURNS INTO A DUCK.)
 
Tisiphone said:
Sucks hairy balls.

I don't know if I can watch it even for Chloe anymore.
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It gets worse.

Upcoming episodes are gonna feature Speedy and the Wonder Twins.
 
For the love of Zeus....
 
I don't even know what those are, but they sound terrible going by the names.
 
CaptainWacky said:
I don't even know what those are, but they sound terrible going by the names.
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Never watched the late 70's/early 80's cartoon "Superfriends"?
 
Smallville is still making new shows? Did the network just forget to call them or something?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Smallville is still making new shows? Did the network just forget to call them or something?
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Apparently not. I've heard rumors of a possible 10th season.
 
I think we should start an internet meep defending them as cleverly constructed well written shows.
 
It is a post-modern deconstruction of good tv.
 
They are deeply misunderstood analogies of Chaucers Tales. Each episode is a journey with eventual redemption. They are cinematic in their scale, enigmatic in their themes and totemic in their messages.

The "chat" at the end is actually a deeply phallic allegory of Superman talking to his Super penis. It used to be his father he chatted to (oedipus) but now it is someone else entirely but the cock remains.

I think I have hit a rich vein there.
 
Why are all the episodes only one word titles?
 
Are they still supposed to be in High School? Isn't Tom Welling in his 50's by now?
 
No.
 
They just act like it.
 
Is Mack still delicious?
 
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