Snow doom 2016!

[Dr Dave]

Hide your festive hats!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

It's more windy then a conservative talk radio show!

 

[Volpone]

You in Orygun?

 

[Dr Dave]

Snow!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Fuck snow.

 

[Dr Dave]

That would be too cold.

 

[Cassie]

I had to put on warm pants today.

 

[Loktar]

Did the warm pants have HOT POCKETS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

All Cassie's pants have hot pockets.

 

[Dr Dave]

Things are now thawing.

 

[Volpone]

That's what I thought. Instead it's parked at 32 degrees with 24 hours of freezing rain so far. And it's time to take The Dog for her afternoon walk. :/

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'm pretty sure I can't take 3 more months of this shit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come winter never seemed as bad when you were a child?

 

[Dr Dave]

Ice has gripped the Eastside of town. Lots of public transit issues.

 

[Loktar]

How come winter never seemed as bad when you were a child?

Because our moms packed us in half a dozen layers of warm clothing and we were too distracted with snow days off from school and throwing snowballs at our friends and neighbors.

 

[Love Child]

Fuck snow.

That would be too cold.

Snow is cold on the vagina.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because our moms packed us in half a dozen layers of warm clothing and we were too distracted with snow days off from school and throwing snowballs at our friends and neighbors.

How did I ever survive sticking all those snowballs up my ass.

 

[Loktar]

How did I ever survive sticking all those snowballs up my ass.

Farts are good at melting snow.

 

[Dr Dave]

How did I ever survive sticking all those snowballs up my ass.

Luck mostly, I would imagine.