SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

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ships didn't pass in the night

 

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they collided

 

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and people were shouting avast, ahoy, astern, port this ...

 

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and all that nautical stuff

 

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then

 

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then both ships sank

 

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there was no saving the doorknobs

 

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or the pantry doors

 

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the interior of the captain's quarters.

 

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All the men got out though.

 

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There were no women or children on board.

 

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Which explained the two guys that barely got off their ships in time because they had to get their inflatables from under their beds.

 

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Couldn't let the plastic of their dreams sink to the depths where they'd be left to darkness and fish poo.

 

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That's why I left instructions not to be buried at sea.

 

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I do not wish to be fish food.

 

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Besides, I am a fish eater.

 

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Can you imagine what they would do to my corpse before they ate me?

 

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Corpse crunchers.

 

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Oh well.

 

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