SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

[eloisel]

So he can swim in the ocean.

 

[eloisel]

Big deal.

 

[eloisel]

I can walk on land.

 

[eloisel]

I can swim in the ocean.

 

[eloisel]

I can make a boat to take me far distances over the ocean.

 

[eloisel]

How far inland can a dolphin get under its own power?

 

[eloisel]

They used to think rabbits were peaceful little creatures, too, until the tell all book "Watership Down" came out. Then we learned the truth about those bunnies.

 

[eloisel]

We don't know what those dolphins are really saying to each other.

 

[eloisel]

They could be cursing each other out and make death threats against each other.

 

[eloisel]

"You bastard. I hope you get caught in a tuna net."

 

[eloisel]

Less than 400 now.

 

[eloisel]

We need can can girls.

 

[eloisel]

And a Monty Python skit.

 

[eloisel]

Maybe a dolphin wearing a tutu

 

[eloisel]

Paul Bunyon and his blue ox could carry the dolphin.

 

[eloisel]

And half-black Obama could officiate.

 

[eloisel]

One of our "classy" posters could get all self-righteous over mentioning the President is half-black.

 

[eloisel]

If one doesn't say it,

 

[eloisel]

no one will notice.

 

[eloisel]

Got to hide that fact under a rug.