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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

So he can swim in the ocean.
 
Big deal.
 
I can walk on land.
 
I can swim in the ocean.
 
I can make a boat to take me far distances over the ocean.
 
How far inland can a dolphin get under its own power?
 
They used to think rabbits were peaceful little creatures, too, until the tell all book "Watership Down" came out. Then we learned the truth about those bunnies.
 
We don't know what those dolphins are really saying to each other.
 
They could be cursing each other out and make death threats against each other.
 
"You bastard. I hope you get caught in a tuna net."
 
Less than 400 now.
 
We need can can girls.
 
And a Monty Python skit.
 
Maybe a dolphin wearing a tutu
 
Paul Bunyon and his blue ox could carry the dolphin.
 
And half-black Obama could officiate.
 
One of our "classy" posters could get all self-righteous over mentioning the President is half-black.
 
If one doesn't say it,
 
no one will notice.
 
Got to hide that fact under a rug.
 
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