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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

He liked chocolate ice cream.
 
He was a chocoalte ice cream thief.
 
He was about 10 years old when he came to live with us.
 
He had been a garbage eating stray that walked into the yard and decided to stay.
 
He was mellow and got along well with my other dog, Max. So, I had Tigger and Max.
 
Max I only had about 12 years.
 
But, Tigger, I had him for about 17 years.
 
He was bald, lost most of his teeth, could hardly see.
 
And he didn't smell real good either.
 
I'd think - "it is time to put him down."
 
Then some bitch down the street would go into heat.
 
That old dog would be out the dog door, across the enclosed back patio, dig a hole through the kennel wall, climb over the 5 foot fence around the yard and be down the street after her.
 
I'd find him at the dog pound - "Ma'm, what is wrong with that dog?"

"He's 27 years old in human years - about 165 in dog years."

"Oh"
 
Anyway.
 
Sometimes I'd sit out on the porch with him and let him have some chocolate ice cream too.
 
He liked it.
 
one day,
 
a friend of my daughter's was at the house.
 
She opened the front door to go out to her car and Tigger followed her outside.
 
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