Star Trek 12 news/countdown thread

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And then they started looking like a toilet bowl with the Ent-B.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They'll replace it with the Enterprise-BWAM.

 

[Aquehonga]

Trek 12 will be a Trekverse remake of "SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE" (1978), and Trek 13 will be a Trekverse remake of "SUPERMAN II" (1981). nuHarry Mudd will be in the vein of Gene Hackman's Lex Luthor. nuKhan & Co. will be in the vein of Terence Stamp's Zod & Friends.

 

[Loktar]

Trek 12 will be a Trekverse remake of "SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE" (1978), and Trek 13 will be a Trekverse remake of "SUPERMAN II" (1981). nuHarry Mudd will be in the vein of Gene Hackman's Lex Luthor. nuKhan & Co. will be in the vein of Terence Stamp's Zod & Friends.

And Trek 14, 15, 16 to be in the vein of Superman III, IV, and Superman Returns? Ugh. No thank you. I'll pass.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

After Sulu is potentially mortally injured by a carnivorous plant on the planet Beauregard he is replaced at the helm by Mr. Bean.

 

[Aquehonga]

And Trek 14, 15, 16 to be in the vein of Superman III, IV, and Superman Returns? Ugh. No thank you. I'll pass.

With all this water stuff in Trek 12 based on what's been seen, heard, & known, it looks much more like Trek 2.0 is going the way of Amity Island instead of Metropolis. Trek 12 will be a Trekverse remake of "JAWS", Trek 13 a Trekverse remake of "JAWS II", Trek 14 a Trekverse "JAWS 3-D". and Trek 15 a Trekverse "JAWS: THE REVENGE".

Makes you wonder what Abrams, Lindelof, & Co. will be using as the "shark", in the "shark"'s role in these nuTrek flicks? Maybe the Aquatic Xindi? Remember ENTERPRISE has double canonuity, as it's in the common past of BOTH the Roddenberry and Abrams universes.

 

[whisky]

Have you been painting without adequate ventilation?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who's using the family brain cell at the moment?

 

[Loktar]

Who's using the family brain cell at the moment?

He sold it to J.J Binks Abrams on Ebombad.

 

[Aquehonga]

I hope Abrams gave Mark Pillow a role in Trek 12. The guy could use a break!

 

[Aquehonga]

Chekov lost FOUR years of his life between Roddenberry's STAR TREK and abrams's star track.

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://trekmovie.com/2013/02/07/new-star-trek-into-darkness-images-from-entertainment-weekly/

Did Spock always have a pignose?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yikes. It's like everyone in the movie has a pignose. Like that Twilight Zone episode.

Is JJ gonna create a new universe with EACH MOVIE?

 

[Aquehonga]

What will JJ get his paws on next?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like Uhura's Tron costume at least.

 

[Aquehonga]

What's with all this water stuff?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was there water in one of the Batman movies?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yes, there was whole scene in The Dark Knight in which the crazed villain threatened to DETONATE ships.

 

[Aquehonga]

Was there water in one of the Batman movies?

Yes, which begs the question of ...

Yes, there was whole scene in The Dark Knight in which the crazed villain threatened to DETONATE ships.

JJ Abrams' water fetish?

 

[whisky]

Water going to do?