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Star Wars: The Acolyte

The fighting was really good! I was a bit shocked all the Jedi were killed like that.

What I think is not good about this show is the dialogue. It's just bland most of the time. It doesn't have the charm of the other series, and sometimes the acting seems kind of wooden or off in some way. Even secret Sith had goofy dialogue.
 
I think what we can gleam from this series and the rest of star wars as a whole, is the galaxy is a terrible place to live, for a thousand years parents had to worry that the jedi would come and take their children away. Then after the jedi were killed the empire started taking their kids too. A few years break from that and the new order started taking kids.

That's not even taking into account how many planets get blown up.

They make a big deal of hope, but it dosnt feel like there is any long term.
 
The Jedi don't just take force sensitive children without permission, they had Sol say as much a couple of episodes ago.
 
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After what was a rather meandering and dull episode, culminating with Mae's abrupt change of heart and Kelnacca's off-screen death, followed by a cliffhanger ending, at least they jump right into the action and keep the pedal to the metal for most of the fifth episode. There’s plenty of cool lightsaber fighting, and the "Sith" is sufficiently menacing. I personally don’t like when EU comics and games insist on giving the Sith helmets just to call back to Vader. Vader wore his helmet to stay alive, not to look badass. So I was happy we got an explanation beyond the desire to hide his identity—specifically, he tells Sol that he doesn't want him to read his mind. It's at least an extra reason.

Some of the acting and direction, or perhaps a combination of both, deserve criticism. It comes across as rather pedestrian, and multiple times the flow of the episode is interrupted by wooden deliveries of obvious lines.

The revelation that the Sith is actually Qimir was a surprise for me only because I thought it was too obvious. They hinted multiple times in previous episodes that it could be him, right down to Qimir correcting himself when referring to their master in the first person. It seemed so clear that I assumed it was a red herring.

He’s a bit mustache-twirly, but whatever. I liked that Sol let loose and almost beat him because the Jedi were starting to look like punks. There’s a balance between making your antagonist seem dangerous and making the good guys look too weak, so Sol almost killing him was good. He’s still the best thing about this show.

The Umbramoths carrying Qimir off was pretty amusing, but no sillier than anything else in Star Wars.

The biggest problem I still have is that I just don’t buy into Osha or Mae. Mae's abrupt change of heart in episode 4 was badly handled, and their confrontation at the end of episode 5 was unconvincing and poorly acted. Despite spending all of episode 3 exploring their past, I still feel they are undeveloped as characters, and I don’t buy into their motivations.

Then there’s the switcharoo, which I should have seen coming at some point since they’re twins, so how could they not? But am I supposed to believe that Sol doesn’t realize it’s not Osha? OK, he’s just been through a fight to the death; I’ll give him a minute to shake off the cobwebs, but come on. He’s a Jedi Master. High-powered perception is literally one of his superpowers.
 
I feel like Osha is more of a problem than Mae, since at least Mae's motivations have been pretty clearly laid out (yes she's flip-flopped and flop-flipped in the last two, but sometimes people do that!) Osha seemed potentially interesting in the first episode: she's a former Padawan turned mechanic and she has a little droid friend! But we never really found out why she quit the Jedi Order or anything much about her? And now it just feels like her character's on hold until she finds out what Sol did and inevitably becomes the REAL "acolyte."
 
The elephant birds were cute. I am mad that she reset Pip, that wasn't very nice. ROBOTS ARE PEOPLE TOO. :rwmad:


note to self: do not forget about net movies.
 
Is the singing at the end new?

I can't help but feel a force controlled wookie should have done a lot more damage than he did.
 
Carrie-Anne Moss was actually a good Jedi and they should have listened to her! Why did the good mother turn into scary mist at that exact moment? And I guess all the other witches conveninetly died when their connection to the Wookiee was cut-off, for some reason.

The song didn't seem to fit the tone of the episode.
 
I feel bad for complaining about every episode, but why is this so terrible? Why are the Jedi so dumb and impulsive? Sol's reason for wanting Osha shouldn't have been enough for them to break in and start shit with the witches.
 
Movie with Natalie Portman in a starring role cannot legally be called ugly, sorry.

Sol is too attached to Osha (which is somehwat creepy as she's a child he's just met) and that can be a fatal flaw for the Jedi! I think that idea is fine and Sol's actor does good, but all the stuff with the witches was so contrived and random that I'm not sure what even happened.
 
When you stop a witch mind controlling a jedi the witch dies, and if they are all doing it, they all die, apparently.
 
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