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Stephen Baldwin

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Sounds like an utter cock.

And looks like the spoilers were all true.
 
oh god it's the embarrassing bit where they don't know how to get in
 
Thank God it's the last series. I'm kicking back to something far more interesting. I'm watching some Original Trek.
 
He sounds like Kermit, but evil.
 
He seems really creepy... like a scientologist or something.
 
Maybe he'll kill someone or something?
 
Read on Imdb he's a serious & vocal born again Christian. No wonder he's in there. He filed for bankruptcy back in July. What a prick.

Gotta love those quotes.

"I thought Bio-Dome was pretty cool. I had fun making it and I'm a huge Pauly Shore fan. I'd go to his movies and be on the floor of the aisle, convulsing with laughter. And, in the meantime, my wife would sit in her chair, saying, 'Honey, what's wrong with him?' She just didn't get it. But Bio-Dome was whack. Now I get all these seven- and 12-year-old kids coming up to me on the street, saying, 'Yo, dude! You rule.' That was what I wanted, for those guys to dig me"
 
I'm sure those are words he uses all the time!
 
Sadly, yes.

You could start a drinking game, where you take a shot every time he proselytizes or starts speaking in tongues.

Can't wait to hear choice quotes from him slagging his evil brothers...well Alec anyway.
 
He started quoting the bible last night as everyone got ready for bed. Then someone asked if he was naked under his dressing gown and the balance was restored.
 
He should have said "we're all naked under our clothes" but he wasn't quick enough
 
Yeah, he just turned around and smiled in that really creepy Joseph Ratzinger kind of way.
 
The house being hell themed is going to make him even worse.
 
He'll jump in the corner, start speaking tongues and begin to resemble a Flanders child.
 
He really has a hardon for Jesus.
 
The guy is creepy as fuck but could just be the most inspired casting of the show. He's clearly insane.
 
I'd advise his daughter to never get on a bus with him.
 
He's inspired casting, but unfortunately he's bound to get nominated this week unless BB pull a fast one (which, for once, I'd support) and if he goes up he's bound to be evicted.
 
Well the first eviction isn't until next week. RUMOUR HAS IT someone new is going in on Friday.
 
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