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Stitches

Kefka said:
From that angle, most definitely. I also told you to get the fuck out of my thread.
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What's your BMI? Like 35?

And: make me.
 
to leave your thread that is. Whenever you're ready, Kefka.
 
Spamming is DCable, you know.
 
Kefka said:
Spamming is DCable, you know.
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Did you end up with a bad scar? or are your stitches still in?

Also, did/do you return to the doctor to have the stitches removed?
 
LOL!!! Scared straight? Don't worry, it's only an Internet 'bored.'

ROFL!
 
Kefka said:
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Inch-deep at least, some piece of protruding metal in a wall where I was working sliced into my arm like a sausage. If I wanted to lose weight, I could have simply plucked the fat globules out. I'm lucky I can move my fingers. I can't feel parts of the skin, so I'll probably need therapy.

And that's my new webcam BTW.
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Look, it's smiling. How about drawing some eyes and a nose? After all, today is Holloween.
 
Like this?

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It's frothing at the mouth at the moment. It's slightly swollen and infected, and I'm wiping all sorts of different pus drops away from time to time.
 
Yikes is now especially appropriate.
 
Messy, didn't you go to the hospital to get that thing checked out? Why is it still pussing?
 
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Now, it needs a name.
 
Your idea, you get to name it.
 
Conchaga said:
Messy, didn't you go to the hospital to get that thing checked out? Why is it still pussing?
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There was a waiting line. A guy next to me said he was waiting 40 minutes in the emergency room, which I was told to visit. The infection only appeared last night so my arm won't go gangrenous or fall off in an hour. I've set up a doc's appointment for tomorrow.
 
Messenger said:
There was a waiting line. A guy next to me said he was waiting 40 minutes in the emergency room, which I was told to visit. The infection only appeared last night so my arm won't go gangrenous or fall off in an hour. I've set up a doc's appointment for tomorrow.
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Hospitals can be a bitch. Go around midday. Then ramp up your symptoms a bit to get pushed to the front of the line. Hospitals triage people based upon how bad their symptoms are. So, if you complain of your arm feeling tingly and the pain is deep, there's green fluid from the wound, the pain is shooting (not throbbing), and you feel a bit feeverish. These are all symptoms that your wound is getting gangrenous and they'll bump you up the waiting list so you won't have to wait that long.
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
Perhaps you could name it Diacanu?

Anyway, that looks painful. What part of the arm is it?
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Blankie.
 
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