Teh Mine Field Tru7h or Dare!

[Shatna]

Yes ma'am

Why is that hot?

 

[The Question]

that's weird, not wierd

But isn't wierd weirder?

 

[EnglishRose]

wierd is weirder than wired

 

[Gagh]

What about Saddam stood in cold custard?

 

[EnglishRose]

that IS weird

 

[Gagh]

AND coated in toffee ice-cream with a kinder-egg under each armpit?

 

[EnglishRose]

You mean I have to rummage around in his armpits to find the surprise

 

[Gagh]

Yep. And he has a signed Keith Chegwin glossy glued to his back. Oh and a red nose on.

 

[Shatna]

Well, that got MY mind out of the gutter.

 

[Gagh]

So will the love letter I've just mailed you!

 

[Shatna]

Oh, you think so, my hot yobbo?

 

[Gagh]

Yeah. The extra contents will bring hours of delight!

 

[Shatna]

It's not all in Scouse, is it? 'Cause by the time I decipher it my erection will be gone.

 

[EnglishRose]

Gagh, can you do scouse? if so, why?

 

[Gagh]

Nope. I'm a 'sarfern' mush, innit!

 

[Gagh]

Gagh, can you do scouse? if so, why?

Very bad scouse, yes! Why? Because I'm shit at accents, unless it it's a Northern one!

 

[EnglishRose]

I'm more suvvern

 

[EnglishRose]

Very bad scouse, yes! Why? Because I'm shit at accents, unless it it's a Northern one!

why? well I can't see any good reason to talk scouse

 

[Gagh]

Because they are dirty thieving scallys!

 

[Shatna]

Female British accents make me swoon. I'm not kiddin'.

Male British accents make me wanna pick up my guitar and go "IIIII AM THE ANTICHRIST-A!"