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Teh Mine Field Tru7h or Dare!

wierd is weirder than wired
 
What about Saddam stood in cold custard?
 
AND coated in toffee ice-cream with a kinder-egg under each armpit?
 
You mean I have to rummage around in his armpits to find the surprise :(
 
Yep. And he has a signed Keith Chegwin glossy glued to his back. Oh and a red nose on.
 
Well, that got MY mind out of the gutter. :p
 
So will the love letter I've just mailed you!
 
Oh, you think so, my hot yobbo?
 
Yeah. The extra contents will bring hours of delight!
 
It's not all in Scouse, is it? 'Cause by the time I decipher it my erection will be gone. :(
 
Gagh, can you do scouse? if so, why?
 
Nope. I'm a 'sarfern' mush, innit!
 
EnglishRose said:
Gagh, can you do scouse? if so, why?

Very bad scouse, yes! Why? Because I'm shit at accents, unless it it's a Northern one!
 
Gagh said:
Very bad scouse, yes! Why? Because I'm shit at accents, unless it it's a Northern one!

why? well I can't see any good reason to talk scouse
 
Because they are dirty thieving scallys!
 
Female British accents make me swoon. I'm not kiddin'. :D

Male British accents make me wanna pick up my guitar and go "IIIII AM THE ANTICHRIST-A!"
 
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