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The Avengers full trailer

You could tell it was an intelligent movie because the Black Widow took her high heels off before a fight.
 
Yes but now internet people are saying Joss has a "foot fetish" because Pepper had bare feet as well and FUCKING INTERNET.
 
I laughed really hard at the "X randomly punches Y" scene because at that exact moment I was thinking, "didn't they just fight a second ago? Wonder if he's still pissed." Clearly Whedon knew people would be thinking that...
 
You could tell it was an intelligent movie because the Black Widow took her high heels off before a fight.

I almost forgot that laugh moment, fight scene intercut with a guy on hold. I wonder now if when I get put on hold it's so the secretary can fight ninjas.
 
What if the male avengers had to pose like the female avengers?
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DO YOU ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT THIS MOVIE YET HEADVOID?
 
It appears Joss Whedon is back on top doesn't it?
 
Boy that didn't take long...[YOUTUBE]iZlebkkHkjg[/YOUTUBE]
 
Did they leave out Captain America because it would disrespect the flag or something?
 
I believe Lexi Swallow is named thus as she is as graceful as a bird in flight.
 
REMEMBER WHEN THE HULK WAS LIKE "RRRRRRRRR"?
 
He is now @DRUNKHULK on Twitter.
 
Want to know how much screen time each avenger got?

No?

Tough, here it is anyway.

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Black Widow's bum should be listed too lol. [/sexism]

(Seriously it's a great bum.)

I don't really buy that Cap got more screentime than Iron Man.
 
Well he was in it quite a bit before the others started turning up.
 
But Whedon has never had much luck with machines. “The problem with the machine is that it will generify. It will suck the film out of the movie,” he says. “Nobody does it on purpose, but without somebody telling them exactly what you need, they’re going to give you something that would work for anything.” Case in point: While working on a scene where Iron Man’s armor shorts out, one of the previsualization guys said, “He should have a line here, something like, ‘I’m getting too old for this shit.’” Whedon stopped short. “OK, we’re going into a time machine,” he said. “Three minutes earlier, you did not just tell me where a line goes. And it was not ‘I’m getting too old for this shit.’ That never happened. Let’s move on.”

I love that man.
 
Not listening to bad advice, doing the film your own way, and making a shit load of money is good; but a director who never listens to anyone, is heading towards George Lucas territory.
 
Jeremy Renner only had 12 minutes? WTF
 
It's okay, he's got the whole of the next Bourne movie to make up for it.
 
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