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The Cassie and Tisiphone Detective Team Adventures Season 2

Episode 18: Mad Fin calling.

"Bring me up to speed, fast!" said Dr Dave

Cassie and Tisiphone quickly told Dr Dave all that had happened.

"Hmm...The Mad Fin...yes...I've heard of him. He's a dacer if there ever was one. He is known for tossing rubber dog toys at children and burning hats." said Dr Dave

"Then there is no doubt he is behind all this? Why kill Loktar?" asked Cassie

"Good question, yes I suspect he is behind this. I'm not sure why Loktar was killed, it could have something to do with something Loktar saw while tied to a park bench, something he didn't know he saw, something that dacer The Mad Fin could not let be known, that or The Mad Fin just felt like killing somebody, you can never tell with this guy." repied Dr Dave

The phone in the RV went off and the group went in to take the call.

Cassie put it on speaker phone.

"Cassie and Tisiphone, LADY LAME DETECTIVES, THIS IS THE MAD FIN!" said The Mad Fin

"What do you want, you corked fart salesman" asked Cassie

"HOW DARE YOU, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!" said The Mad Fin

"He's loosing control" said Tisiphone

"You will all parish, IN TWO DAYS!" said The Mad Fin

"Bring it MOFO!" replied Cassie

"Now you're probably wounding why I killed Loktar!" said The Mad Fin

"Ohh good, the evil villian is revealing all...how stereotypica. replied Tisiphone

The Mad Fin hung up.

"You were trying to make him mad, wern't you?" asked Cassie

"Totally" replied Tisiphone

"He will make his move now, he has no choice. He just GOT SERVED" said Dr Dave

To be continued...
 
Episode 19: A near miss

Tisiphone went to check the computer to find the location of THE MAD FIN.

"I bet he won't make it easy" said Cassie

"Hmm, WELL WELL WELL, he's called from the house Loktar was in!" Said Tisiphone

"We need to get there fast, he might still be there, or there could be FRESH CLUES!" said Cassie

"I got a plan" stated Dr Dave

"What's that?" asked Tisiphone

"Let's take the #69 Cat Cleaners Dodge, it's the fastest car in the area!" said Dr Dave

"RIGHT, LET'S GO!" shouted Cassie

The group ran to the car and got in, Dr Dave drove, he drove fast.

"Damn Dr Dave, you sure do know how to drive!" said Cassie

The group got to the house in moments, to see a helocopter lifting off.

"It has to be...YES, THE MAD FIN!" said Cassie

"That dacer!" said Tisiphone

"HAHAHA! YOU SILLY GIRLS CAN'T GET ME!", shouted The Mad Fin though a bull horn.

"Let's search the house, I'm thinking he had to rush out of here" said Cassie

"I think I just found our first clue!" said Tisiphone

That clue, would shake the group to it's core...

It was a photo ID...that ID had the name Sausageman on it

"My god!" said Cassie

"He's not even from finland!" said Tisiphone

"Hey look, there's Sausageman right there, tied up...TO A PARK BENCH!?" Said Dr Dave

"Mmmm,mmmmm,labour...mmmm" said Sausageman through the gag that was tied over his mouth

To be continued...
 
Episode 20: A torn up house

Cassie untied Sausageman and asked "What happened Sausageman?"

"I was campaigning for the New Democrat Party, when men put a hood over my head and dragged me into a vehicle. They knocked me out with some injection, I woke up here." said Sausageman

"Where did they keep you?" asked Tisiphone

"In a small room inside, the whole inside of that house in a wreck. They tore it up, like they were looking for something." said Sausageman.

"How did you get tied to the park bench" asked Dr Dave

"Well they were in a rush when they heard you two were coming, they tied me to the park bench. Funny thing...I think the park bench missed Loktar. It was like I could hear it reading poetry about him...." said Sausageman, who seemed weirded out by the experience.

"We best get inside, and look about" said Tisiphone

The group entered inside.

Tisiphone went with Sausageman to inspect the room he was held in, while Cassie and Dr Dave looked about in the living room.

"Place sure is torn up" said Cassie adding "I wonder what they were looking for".

Tisiphone returned with Sausageman.

"Not much in the room, it was absolutly trashed though" said Tisiphone

Cassie then posed a theory as to why Loktar had been killed.

"Perhaps they needed him away for an extended period of time so they could search, and killing him was their solution" said Cassie

"That could be" agreed Tisiphone

Dr Dave was on his cell phone saying "Yeah, thanks call me if you see anything"

"What's up Dr Dave?" asked Cassie

"I called a guy I know at one of the local airports, he's going to check if he can find out helicopter and see if anybody else might have seen it" replied Dr Dave

"Now if we could just figure out what they were looking for..." said Cassie, frowning.

To be continued...
 
Episode 21: "hop aboard the SS.George Clinton!"

Cassie & Tisiphone continued to look around the house for clues.

"It's like the bench is looking at me" commented Sausagman to anybody who might hear him.

"You gotta get busy living, or get busy sitting on park benches" said CaptainWacky doing an impression of Morgan Freeman

"CaptainWacky!" shouted Cassie and Tisiphone

"HELLO!" said CaptainWacly

"Well, for the life of me, I can't figure out what he would have been looking for" said Tisiphone

"Well, we can ask him oursleves, I've located where The Mad Fin went to" said Dr Dave

"Where?" asked Cassie

"POINT SADNESS ISLAND, home of the Elbridge Gerry Light House!" Said Dr Dave

"We need to get there and fast!" said Tisiphone

"FBI PART DUE is out there on a boat!" said CaptainWacky

"Let's go!" shouted Cassie and Tisiphone

The group, minus Sausageman, who had been inspired by CaptainWacky's words earlier had gone off to campaign some more.

"FBI, we need to get to Point Sadness Island, can you help?" asked Cassie

"Sure, I jacked this boat a bit ago, hop aboard the SS.George Clinton!" Said FBI Part Due

The group was on their way, to the final confrontation with The Mad Fin!

To be continued...
 
Episode 22: Rushing the light house

The SS.George Clinton raced along the water towards Point Sadness Island. Tisiphone and Cassie, LADY DETECTIVES prepared their weapons. Each were well armed, you had to when dealing with The Mad Fin.

Dr Dave had brought along his pillzlol injection gun, while CaptainWacky had one that shot fish eggs. Nobody asked what FBI had on him.

"Nearly there!" shouted FBI Part Due.

The boat docked, and the group began taking fire. Dr Dave who had moved to the front of the boat, shot off his pillzlol injection gun, hitting both guards that were high above them on a wall that had been built around the light house. The guards fell forward off the wall.

The group rushed forward, save for FBI who was to stay with the boat, least The Mad Fin's men might try and blow it up, or worse have sex with it.

A heavy door barred entrance, Tisiphone had that solved.

"C4 bitches!" she shouted

The door blew.

The group went forward, The Mad Fin's men came from all angles, firing their guns.

This would not stop the group, for Cassie and Tisiphone were expert with guns.

"These guys are not even finish..." noted Dr Dave

The Mad Fin's men were no match for Cassie, Tisiphone, Dr Dave, and CaptainWacky, so in a matter of minuts, the group was at the door to the light house.

"YOU WILL NOT WIN" shuoted The Mad Fin

The Mad Fin started tossing down water ballons filled with rancid beet juice.

"THAT FUCK!" shouted CaptainWacky, who had a hatred for all things beet related.

"Don't worry, by days end, he will be dealt with!" said Tisiphone

Cassie had gotten out her dong cutting knife.

"Stop, cutting time!" Said Cassie

"FUCK MC HAMMER REFRENCES!" shouted The Mad Fin

"Oh, now it's on, NOBODY DISSES THE HAMMER!" shouted Cassie, kicking the door in.

"Now it's on!" said CaptainWacky, noting "You never diss MC Hammer when Cassie is around.

To be continued...
 
Episode 23: "Not so mad any more, are you MOFO?"

Cassie kicked down the door. The Mad Fin would answer for killing poor Loktar, and for insulting MC HAMMER.

Cassie rushed up the stairs first, followed by Tisiphone and Dr Dave and last CaptainWacky.

CaptainWacky fired down the stairs as the group went up, as The Mad Fins guards, ones that were outside had tried to come from behind.

"TAKE A BUTTON!" shouted CaptainWacky, firing his button gun.

"AHHH!!!" said a guard as he was hit in the eye with a button.

As Cassie rushed upwards, Tisiphone fired up at guards who were in the way.

At the top The Mad Fin was waiting.

"FUCK MC HAMMER!" said The Mad Fin

"QUIET MOFO! You will tell me why you killed Loktar, and WHATS YOUR DEAL WITH MC HAMMER!" said Cassie, knife in hand.

"ANSWERS, HA! WELL FINE, BUT THEN YOU WILL BE DOOMED! I killed Loktar..." Said The Mad Fin

"Well?" said Tisiphone

"BECAUSE THE PORK PIE I ATE TOLD BE TO,ALDHOIFDHosIUHFOIUHFH!" said The Mad Fin

"My god, he really is mad!" said Tisiphone

"Then why tear up the house?" asked Cassie

"FINE, FINE, ALRIGHT, YOU GOT ME MR CASSIE, Loktar was in the way, he refused to let me in, I had to find them... I had to find....my collection of corks. They were in the house, and THAT GLORBAT would not let me in, HE HAD TO DIE DIE DIEKASIPODHIPOHFIHFOIFH!" said The Mad Fin

The Mad Fin suddenly pulled out a gun, Cassie and Tisiphone Fired.

The Mad Fin was hit, and died.

"Not so mad any more, are you MOFO?" said Cassie

To be continued...
 
Episode 24: Loktar

The group had gotten back to the house that Loktar used to live at.

The Mad Fin was dead, the rest of his guards, the few that were alive had fleed.

"I can't belive, it ended so suddenly" said Tisiphone

"I CANT BELIVE IT'S NOT MONGOOSE!" said CaptainWacky

"pillzlol!" said Dr Dave

The group was walking though the house, and saw somebody woundering around outside.

"Loktar!" said Cassie

The group ran outside.

Loktar was there, looking at the park bench, looking confused and somewhat drugged.

"My head hurts..." said Loktar

"What happend Loktar!?" asked Cassie

"Well, I was shot by that man...and I washed up by the light house. Once The Mad Fin determined I was alive he kept me there..." said Loktar, speeking in a slugish mannor.

"How did you escape?" adked Tisiphone

"I...I need to sit down" said Loktar, sitting down on the park bench.

Suddenly a sound could be heard.

Voosh Voosh Voosh.

With that Loktar and the bark bench disappeared

Cassie, Tisiphone, Dr Dave, and CaptainWacky just looked...at the empty space.

"Wait...what?" sputtered Cassie

The End.
 
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