The EnglishRose Fantasy Man Thread.

[HeroicFool]

Think pork rind, but the small hard parts in the bottom of the bag.

Not that good.

 

[EnglishRose]

^ I disagree, I like pork scratchings, they're all salty and porky

 

[missmanners]

Probably boiled!!


mm

 

[HeroicFool]

^ Also often ingested with beer for some reason...

NOT that good.

 

[EnglishRose]

HF, you have no idea what you are talking about, a pint of cold beer and a bag of pork scratchings is pure heaven

 

[HeroicFool]

Blech

There are many things that go well with brew and that's not one of them

 

[missmanners]

Lets talk scotch eggs.... oh my!

*oink*


mm

 

[EnglishRose]

No let's not - who knows what sort of meat goes into scotch eggs!

 

[HeroicFool]

There you go Rae, talking meat again.

 

[Gagh]

Pork Scratchings are awful if they are tough. If they're a little soft, I don't mind them. You don't get many packs like that though.

 

[EnglishRose]

you just have good strong teeth Gagh

My apologies HF, the word meat shall not pass my lips again

 

[CaptainWacky]

Optimus Prime

 

[EnglishRose]

Megatron

 

[Ishcabittle]

NOW THERE'S MACHISMO!

THOSE CHISELED GOOD LOOKS... THAT SQUARE JAW AND SEXY SMIRK... LE SIGH!!!

 

[EnglishRose]

Ish - I can't see the picture - make the picture appear

 

[Gagh]

HE'S SAYING YOU WILL SLEEP WITH ALL OF TRIPOD, INCLUDING THE CAST OF THE SHORT LIVED MID 80'S BBC SCI-FI SHOW 'TRIPODS'.

 

[EnglishRose]

all at once!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE.

 

[Gagh]

More coming soon! (When I can be arsed).

 

[CaptainWacky]

VADER SAYS "I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT, INNIT!"