The EnglishRose Fantasy Man Thread.

[Ishcabittle]

BLOWDOWNTHEAIMSLALE!!?!

 

[EnglishRose]

More coming soon! (When I can be arsed).

be arsed Gagh - entertain me

 

[CaptainWacky]

ENTERTAIN US ALL

 

[EnglishRose]

with pies and hawt pix

 

[CaptainWacky]

and roast ox flavour crisps

 

[Gagh]

Still waiting to be arsed, by the way.

 

[EnglishRose]

I can't be arsed waiting for you to be arsed

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can't you two see that you're MADE FOR EACH OTHER?

 

[EnglishRose]

nope, two can't be arsed people can't be made for each other - we could never be arsed to get together in the first place

 

[Gagh]

ER is obviously a fan of soaps, so where better to start than former 1980's Eastenders hearthrob Nick Berry. He had that show DOWN to a tee man. Floppy pre-Take That hair, plays the piano, plays charity footy matches, dodgy pop 'career', and OMG TEH FITNESS VIDEO! Surely the man for ER!

 

[EnglishRose]

Oooooooo *shiver* Nick Berry - that fitness video made me so hot..and that hair - but the cheesy grin ruined it -

next please Gagh

 

[Gagh]

Never gonna give me up? Never gonna give YOU up, says Welsh ginger popster Rick Astley to our resident English Rose. Poor, misunderstood Rick (83) narrowly missed pop superstardom in the 80's by accidently appearing on TV after people were impressed with his vocal range. However, bachelorhood, a vast property empire, and huge trouser snakE are bound to appear to ER.

 

[EnglishRose]

^ ICK... no matter how large his trouser snake is - uh uh, but I suppose I could marry him for his money

next

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH COME ON he's went through the 100 sexiest men in Britain!