The Jedward Sexuality Thread

[CaptainWacky]

Like, oh my god, okay?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was the toast sculpture a desperate cry for help?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd bet real money that one of them will actually 'test' their diaper before the task is done.

(LOL CAN'T SAY NAPPY IS THE U.S. OR PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE INSULTING A BLACK WOMAN'S HAIR LOL)

 

[CaptainWacky]

But which fluid will they use in the test...

 

[Mentalist]

They are, without a doubt, the strangest and most fascinating people I have ever seen.

They can get away with being like this now... just wait until they're in their 30's.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Won't have to wait that long. They are both about to turn 20, I'd say they'll be faced with making major personality choices within the next 4 years, or else everything they do that seems cure now will seem like something Andy Dick is doing later.

But they may be the last in a long line of closeted celebrities who will get away with not revealing their true proclivities, remaining publicly childlike and asexual instead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't even want to think about how many people were wanking over them acting like babies...

The weird "all the girls are OURS!" then talking in a Michael Jackson voice bit in the Diary Room...what the fuck was that.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They're obviously the reincarnated souls of annoying unicorns.

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[CaptainWacky]

So what about that vajazzling?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Confusing. They seemed to really enjoy getting close to Amy's special area, but then they strutted around in nothing but underwear and sparkly suit jackets. What's it all mean eh?

 

[CaptainWacky]

That they act like sexless children in order to get close to girls?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maaaaybe. If so, it works.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So Edward wanted to "les out" when dressed as a girl...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm starting to think John is leaning toward gay and Edward is leaning more toward straight.

I say leaning because I'm also starting to think that they really still are children in their heads, and haven't felt the need to put a capper on their puberty, since acting out like little kids seems to make them lots of money.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think they're both straight and probably have normal adult wanks about girls, but because they have eachother to rely on and because it makes them loads of money, they're quite happy to do a bit of gender bending without feeling too self conscious.

It was remarkable how easily Edward took to being a girl, though!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought he looked kind of hot.:shrug:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I thought he had a hint of Emma Watson in the look and the persona.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They have very feminine faces. And bodies, I guess.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They're quite fit but they still have their baby fat (plus they eat candy all day hello, lol)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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