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The Jedward Sexuality Thread

As I type this, thousands of pervy geeks are taking a still from the mutual-toothbrush scene, and Photoshopping out the toothbrushes.
 
"We've never doon IT before. Show us how it's doon."

"Yeeeaaah. Show us how it's doon!"

"Me first!"

"NO, EdWARD, me first!!"

etc.
 
Best Jedward moment was...

Paddy: If Britney Spears came into the house right now, would you service her?
Jedward: Service her? She's not a pinball machine!
 
I absolutely love them. I did not see Jedward being so consistent and unapologetic in being themselves for all this time. They were clearly more savvy than I realised, but when you consider the fame grinder they went through as teenagers and how they were considered the butt of the joke for so long, it is pretty fucking impressive that they turned out so well. Looking back at some of the jeering now, they come out of it looking better than the ones that were getting the laughs. I'm still not sure if it is because they were able to levitate over the bullshit so effectively because they are actually geniuses or because they are just mental enough in general to have been unaffected, but I don't think it matters either way.
 
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