The Loktar kinkagou rumor thread

[Dark Pickle]

And you call ME the enabler?

 

[Yub]

This shit is bananas. Fuck you all, Badlands.

 

[Dark Pickle]

FUCK US HARD!

 

[Kitty]

And you call ME the enabler?

I like Loktar angry insane, not horny insane.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Well...JUST SO LONG AS HE'S INSANE!

 

[Dr Dave]

Loktar once made a surf board out of kinkajous.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Loktar is actually half kinkajou, on his mother's side.

 

[Loktar]

Do it! Get mad. We all need to fuck off. Unleash your rage upon everything around you!

RRWWR! LOKTAR SMASH PUNY HUMANS!

 

[Loktar]

Loktar is actually half kinkajou, on his mother's side.

LIES!!!

 

[Loktar]

I like Loktar angry insane, not horny insane.

I LIKE BEING BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!

*angrily rapes a kinkajou*

 

[Dark Pickle]

Those poor creatures

 

[Kitty]

They deserve everything Loktar does to them.

 

[Loktar]

They deserve everything Loktar does to them.

Indeed.

 

[Dark Pickle]

They deserve everything Loktar does to them.

ORLY?

Why?

 

[Dr Dave]

Now he has one in his av.

 

[Loktar]

Now he has one in his av.

Indeed.

 

[Loktar]

ORLY?

Why?

1.Kinkajous rape, murder, and eat 1,000s of women and children each year.
2. Their fur keeps me warm on cold winter nights.
3. Their meat is so tasty its like an orgasm in your mouth.

 

[Kitty]

Now he has one in his av.

Loktar is wearing it as a suit.

Loktar's a furry!@!!!!!#!WEWE!E!!!!

 

[Loktar]

Loktar is wearing it as a suit.

Loktar's a furry!@!!!!!#!WEWE!E!!!!

No, that is a kinkajou who is stroking a piece of wood as practice for stroking my wood.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Loktar is wearing it as a suit.

Loktar's a furry!@!!!!!#!WEWE!E!!!!

WITH REAL FUR!