The Minefield Wank Bump Thread

[Cassie]

I dreamed I had sex on the desk at my high school and headvoid was there and slut shamed me.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Are you sure you were dreaming?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M BACK IN THE WANKING GAMe.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think I did yesterday -- it was my day off and I slept a lot, but I must have at some point.

 

[Cassie]

IF YOU NEED WANKING ASSISTANCE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I respect their talent too much to wank.

 

[Harkley]

I WILL BE LATER TODAY EH

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's the one thing he stops bouncing for!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Should I only wank on Thursdays?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wanted to when I got home from the bars this morning but I was too restless. Maybe later.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's how it starts...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M GOING TO HAVE A WANK TOMORROW

 

[Harkley]

I feel this thread needs bumping

 

[Love Child]

I had a nice wank yesterday, but it didn't cure my cold. ( In case you were curious)

Speaking of Curious....where is she?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I CAN STILL REACH IT, for that I'm thankful. More updates to come.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If I had literally bumped this thread every time I wanked, Menty would have mistaken it for a server attack and banned my IP.

 

[Harkley]

I had a lovely wank this morning

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't have anything to do for the next couple of hours...

 

[Mirah]

Finaly! Another one!

 

[Love Child]

I mean
what else was I to do
all
alone
on
Christmas
Eve
and
I
Just
watched
Star
Wars

 

[CaptainWacky]

Year New's Wank Countdown begins...