The Minefield Wank Bump Thread

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A man has to keep warm dunny? (Maybe this week)

 

[Mirah]

I could have wanked all day long.
A Christmas Miracle Wankathon!

 

[Loktar]

I could have wanked all day long.
A Christmas Miracle Wankathon!

I can't wank for a few more days. My brother is visiting until Sunday.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does he apply hot sauce to your hands every few hours so that you can't possibly wank?

 

[whisky]

Did you get a door on your room yet?

 

[Loktar]

Did you get a door on your room yet?

I'm not in the three bedroom or my old parents house anymore.(since April) Its a large studio. The bedroom and living room is one room. The bathroom is through the walk in closet.Dad's in the nursing home, my brother is in a homeless shelter. I'm usually by myself except when my brother gets a weekend or holiday pass and stays over a few days.

 

[Loktar]

Does he apply hot sauce to your hands every few hours so that you can't possibly wank?

I wish. I also wish he had the same reservations about wanking in front of people that I do. I'll be on my phone or watching TV, glance over and then have to apply bleach to my eyes and brain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's not right.

 

[Loktar]

That's not right.

Indeed.

 

[Mirah]

Um
I hope he doesn't do that at the shelter

 

[Loktar]

Um
I hope he doesn't do that at the shelter

I don't know. I'm not going to ask. He did help me clean the apartment and wash dishes at least though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope he washed his hands first.

 

[jack]

I could have waaaaaaaaaanked all night
I could have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaanked all night
and still could wank some more......

 

[Loktar]

I hope he washed his hands first.

Yeah he did.

 

[Mirah]

Looks like NOBODY wanked in 2020!

I went one week without and it was a long week! And then I left my purple vibrator on the shelf above my bed and the window open today. BUT AT LEAST I MOVED IT BEFORE MY ZOOM MEETING!

 

[whisky]

Some nights I am too tired to wank, I guess this is a sign of getting old.

 

[The Question]

I'll have a good wank once, twice a week. In the shower, of course, in the interests of efficiency.

 

[jack]

Know what I mean? Say no more! A nod's as good as a wank to a blind man.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I feel very little sexual attraction anymore.

 

[whisky]

I got used to my wife not being in the mood, I never thought I would ever not be.