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The Minefield Wank Bump Thread

Wank with chips & a medium Coke?
 
Dude, this just isn't working for me
 
@Cassie SassyPants: in the same day but not at the same. Unless it were summer in which case all of the above AND in a canoe!
 
curiousa2z said:
@Cassie SassyPants: in the same day but not at the same. Unless it were summer in which case all of the above AND in a canoe!
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A strawberry and a nice cold apple slice.
 
I might before going to sleep. We'll see.
 
Did everyone have a good Valentine's Wank?

I did. :sarek:
 
I would say most people had a night of it and not just a wank either.
 
I got lucky.
 
I thought about wanking, but I didn't.
 
I also was going to last night but didn't.
 
There have been a couple of nights in February where I was just too damn tired.

I do however wonder if all the wanks I have ever had could actually fill a bath by now?
 
I think my wanking days are over.
 
NO CASSIE DO NOT DO ITT
 
I'm eating tacos instead of masturbating. But I can't promise how long this will last.
 
No one can eat just one.
 
I had to read that twice Jack!
 
Cassie said:
http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html

PRAY THE MASTURBATION AWAY BUT DON'T MENTION MASTURBATION TO GOD, OKAY?
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I am afraid if I click on this link I will not want to masturbate. But I wasn't going to anyway, but I have been having sex/wank dreams lately!!! Why ?!??!
 
Why not!
 
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