The Tisiphone Adventures: We'll always have Paris

[Dr Dave]

Episode 1: Fun times ahead.

Tisiphone walked up the street. She was looking for a shop.

"I'm fucking lost, more lost then Lost Ted" thought Tisiphone.

As Tisiphone was walking, she saw a shop called Cat Cleaners. Tisiphone figured she could get directions to where she was going.

As she entered three people were arguing.

"No No, we need an advertising campaign!"

"We sure do, perhaps we could rent a 747 Jock!"

"Good idea DJ!" said Jock

"You two are idiots... GOD I HATE THIS SHOP" said Lucy.

"Excuse me..." said Tisiphone

"Oh hello, do you need your cat cleaned?" asked Jock

"She doesn't have a cat you moron" said Lucy

"I'm trying to find Dr Dave's Medical Plaza and Bath tub emporium" said Tisiphone

"Oh, that's up the street about 3 blocks" said DJ

"Thanks" said Tisiphone as she started to walk out

"Watch out for Barry and Roger Blackman!" shouted Jock

"Who?" asked Tisphone as she left the door swinging shut behind her

"So lost..." said Uncle Mac.

Three blocks later Tisiphone arrived at Dr Dave's Medical Plaza and Bath tub emporium.

"Hi Dr.Dave!" said Tisiphone entering the shop.

"Hi Tisiphone, WHATS NEWS?" asked Dr Dave

"I was in town for a wedding, but got bored after I was told to not flash people" said Tisiphone

"It's not a proper wedding without flashing" said Dr Dave

"I know! Anyway..." Tisiphone was interupted by the tv and a BREAKING NEWS REPORT

"Breaking news out of Paris,Texas today, a gigantic herd of cattle is wrecking havoc in the town and surrounding areas of Paris, Texas today. Local Authorities have been overrun and the national guard has been called in.."

"My god, we have to do something...I gotta make a call, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE DR DAVE" Said Tisiphone

"Ok!" Said Dr Dave handing Tisiphone a novelty phone shaped like Tip O'Neill's head.

"headvoid this is Tisiphone" said Tisiphone

"It's madness here! Things have gone TO HELL!" said headvoid (Tisiphone had put him on speaker phone)

"I heard about the cattle!" said Tisiphone

"We need help, they just KEEP MARCHING!" said headvoid

"I'm on my way!" said Tisiphone

"Thank go.." Said headvoid as the phone went dead.

"Doesn't this sound a bit familiar..." Said Dr Dave

"Don't be silly, this is clearly an original situation. Time to call the rest of the mine field gang..." said Tisiphone.

To be continued...

 

[Daystrom]

Tisiphone has big titties.

 

[jack]

Daystrom has tiny testes. Lol fag.

 

[The Tomtrek]

GOOD STORY DR DAVE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GOOD CROSSOVER. THE MF SHARED UNIVERSE CONTINUES TO GROW.

 

[Tisiphone]

I needed a new adventure.

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 2: Two Evils make a moo.

Mad Mentalist and FilthyRecWhore sat in their evil labratory.

"Our plan goes well FilthyRecWhore..." Said Mad Mentalist

"BIGTIME!" replied FilthyRecWhore.

"Tisiphone will no doubt come and bring her GANG...including CaptainWacky...who will face my revenge!" said Mad Mentalist

"BIGTIME!" replied FilthyRecWhore

...

"CaptainWacky here!" Replied CaptainWacky on the VIDEO PHONE.

"We need to assemble the MF gang, to deal with the cows in Texas" said Tisiphone.

"Right, I'll contact Cassie and dispatch here there" Said CaptainWacky

"Good, I'll call Tomtrek and see if his anti cow tank is operational yet." said Tisiphone

"I bet it is, those crazy ranchers wanted it really bad!" replied CaptainWacky

Tisiphone noded.

To be continued...

 

[Dr Dave]

Double post!

RABBLE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good choice of villains.

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 3- "This shit will kill more cows then mad cow!"

Tomtrek was watching some awesome Buffy The Vampire Slayer episodes that had his favourite person Michelle Trachtenberg in them. He had recently completed his Trachtenberg film collection, after a sucuessfull detective job for Michelle Trachtenberg he was taking it easy.

Suddenly the phone rang.

"Tomtrek here!" Said Tomtrek (speaking to the video phone).

Tisiphone's image appeard.

"Tomtrek we have a situation in Paris, Texas!" said Tisiphone

"I know, I saw THE NEWS!" replied Tomtrek

"How is your Cow Tank? Did you get the kinks worked out?" asked Tisiphone

"I did, it's ready for action. This shit will kill more cows then mad cow!" replied Tomtrek.

"Get to Texas right away, meet Cassie there." Said Tisiphone

"On it, like like a good Dr.Dave slogan!" Replied Tomtrek

Tomtrek immediately got up and left his office. Walking though the park to his wearhouse he saw a man tied to a park bench.

"Tomtrek It's me Loktar, I'm tied to a park bench...help me!" said Loktar

"No time, cows to run over!" said Tomtrek has he hurried past.

To be continued...

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 4- Cassie's got an axe

The cow kept coming.

"It's coming right for us!" shouted headvoid

The cow kept coming.

"It's still coming right for us!" shouted headvoid

The cow kept coming.

An axe flew though the air landing in the cows forhead, it fell down.

"Calm down headvoid, it was moving so very slow and was still like 55 feet away from us." said Cassie

"All these cows man.. GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!!!!" said headvoid in a panic.

"Once you come down off the acid, you'll be less annoying... IF YOU DON'T I'LL CUT OFF YOUR PENIS!" said Cassie sternly

Cassie had been dispatched by CaptainWacky to scout the situation. It was as bad as the news had let on, the town of Paris, Texas and the surrounding areas had been over run.

Cassie was guarding the outpost she had set up at headvoids house of hair, a wig store. headvoid however was not much use to her, as he had mistaken some acid for candy from THE CANDY STORE.

"Time to report in to CaptainWacky" Said Cassie.

...

Mad Mentalist sat in his chair.

"Good...good... Cassie is in town, soon Tisiphone will follow, then CaptainWacky... haha yes, then I will deal with him." Said Mad Mentalist

FilthyRecWhore walked into the room.

"Report FilthyRecWhore!" said Mad Mentalist.

"Our associates in the east, have determined Tisiphone and Dr Dave are on the move and gathering forces" said FilthyRecWhore.

Mad Mentalist coughed

"Oh.. BIG TIME!" said FilthyRecWhore

"Good good, all goes according to plan..." said Mad Mentalist as he petted his pet Mongoose.

To be continued...

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 4- Cassie's got an axe

The cow kept coming.

"It's coming right for us!" shouted headvoid

The cow kept coming.

"It's still coming right for us!" shouted headvoid

The cow kept coming.

An axe flew though the air landing in the cows forhead, it fell down.

"Calm down headvoid, it was moving so very slow and was still like 55 feet away from us." said Cassie

"All these cows man.. GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!!!!" said headvoid in a panic.

"Once you come down off the acid, you'll be less annoying... IF YOU DON'T I'LL CUT OFF YOUR PENIS!" said Cassie sternly

Cassie had been dispatched by CaptainWacky to scout the situation. It was as bad as the news had let on, the town of Paris, Texas and the surrounding areas had been over run.

Cassie was guarding the outpost she had set up at headvoids house of hair, a wig store. headvoid however was not much use to her, as he had mistaken some acid for candy from THE CANDY STORE.

"Time to report in to CaptainWacky" Said Cassie.

...

Mad Mentalist sat in his chair.

"Good...good... Cassie is in town, soon Tisiphone will follow, then CaptainWacky... haha yes, then I will deal with him." Said Mad Mentalist

FilthyRecWhore walked into the room.

"Report FilthyRecWhore!" said Mad Mentalist.

"Our associates in the east, have determined Tisiphone and Dr Dave are on the move and gathering forces" said FilthyRecWhore.

Mad Mentalist coughed

"Oh.. BIG TIME!" said FilthyRecWhore

"Good good, all goes according to plan..." said Mad Mentalist as he petted his pet Mongoose.

To be continued...

 

[Dr Dave]

FUCKING DOUBLE POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Question]

I am drinking Captain Morgan Private Reserve. Therefore, I find this tale of my TK Head Wife Unit HIGHLY AMUSE, LOLOLOL, and so forth. Carry on.

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 5: Cows and Trucks don't mix.

"Braker Braker, Trucker Love Child come in" said Dispatcher Fuddlemff

"This is Love Child, hall'n ass good buddy!" said Love Child

"You best pull over soon, the cows have over run the area of highway head of you!" said Fuddlemiff

"Roger that, I'll have to find another route to get these supplies to Cassie" said Love Child

Suddenly a cow crossed the road.

"AHHH!!!!!!!" shouted Love Child as she crashed into the cow which caused her truck to tip over.

To be continued...

 

[Love Child]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I don't want to kill a cow! LOL Unless I eat all of the meat and make leather chaps!

Trucker Love Child here! I like it!

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 6: I'll have Eggs with that.

Love Child claimed from the truck that had turned over.

There were now cows all over the place.

"Moo" went a cow

"Son of a bitch..." said Love Child who was in considerable pain following the crash.

Suddenly a car stopped.

"GET IN LOVE CHILD!" said the man in the car

Love Child ran, a bit limping to the car.

"Eggs Mayonnaise!" Said Love Child

"Why I drove through Texas to get back to New York is beyond me!" said Eggs

"Probably for the cow boys in their chaps!" said Love Child adding "That's the only reason a gay man would come to texas"

"HA, probably right. What's with all the cows?" asked Eggs

Love Child explained all she knew including her mission to get supplies to Cassie for the fight against the cows.

"We best get to it then, TO PARIS!" said Eggs Mayo

To be continued...

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 7: Again with the park bench

"Help!" cried a man

A man was tied to a park bench.

"Help I say!" cried the man again

There was a bull. It was ready to charge the man.

"There will be no help for you...unless you tell me what I need to know" said Mad Mentalist

"For the love of liberalism, I know nothing!" said the man

"Then Sausageman, you will pay for your lack of knowledge" said Mad Mentalist

The bull charged.

"I will just have to find out the status of Tisiphone from another source" said Mad Mentalist

To be continued...

 

[Dr Dave]

You're still as far as anybody knows still tied to one.

 

[Loktar]

Yeah its just nice knowing I'm not the only one tied to a bench.