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The Tisiphone Adventures: We'll always have Paris
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Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 8: "This is going to be like a rodeo, but with tanks and gin"
The MF gang had finally all gotten to Paris, Texas. The gang consisted of Tisiphone,Cassie,Tomtrek,Love Child,Eggs "The Jackle" Mayo, Dr Dave,headvoid,and CaptainWacky.
"We need a fucking plan man!" said headvoid rocking back and forth.
"Agreed" said Tomtrek
"So what do we have to work with" asked Tisiphone
"We got Tomtrek's cow tank, guns, granades, C4, sticks of dynomite", twelve trucks, and plenty of gin and assorted booz" replied Cassie
"Gin, hell yeah!" said Doctor Dave adding "I also got plenty of pillzlol and assorted knock out drunks in syringes. Oh and my needle gun"
"This is going to be like a rodeo, but with tanks and gin" said LoveChild
"Cassie I see has her penis knife, and i got a machette." Said Tisiphone
"Sweet" said headvoid
"I suggest we start planting bombs and so forth around town, and set up a defence perimeter." said Eggs Mayo.
"Good idea, lets get going" said Tisiphone
To be continued...
The MF gang had finally all gotten to Paris, Texas. The gang consisted of Tisiphone,Cassie,Tomtrek,Love Child,Eggs "The Jackle" Mayo, Dr Dave,headvoid,and CaptainWacky.
"We need a fucking plan man!" said headvoid rocking back and forth.
"Agreed" said Tomtrek
"So what do we have to work with" asked Tisiphone
"We got Tomtrek's cow tank, guns, granades, C4, sticks of dynomite", twelve trucks, and plenty of gin and assorted booz" replied Cassie
"Gin, hell yeah!" said Doctor Dave adding "I also got plenty of pillzlol and assorted knock out drunks in syringes. Oh and my needle gun"
"This is going to be like a rodeo, but with tanks and gin" said LoveChild
"Cassie I see has her penis knife, and i got a machette." Said Tisiphone
"Sweet" said headvoid
"I suggest we start planting bombs and so forth around town, and set up a defence perimeter." said Eggs Mayo.
"Good idea, lets get going" said Tisiphone
To be continued...
The Question
Eternal
So THIS is what's been taking my TK Head Wife Unit so long at the store! 
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 9: FilthyRecWhore's good deed.
Sausageman was still in the layer of Mad Mentalist.
The bull was about to charge.
"Sir, the MF gang has been sighted together!" said FilthyRecWhore
"Excellent, send the bull out to do some scouting" said Mad Mentalist
"Yes sir!" said FilthyRecWhore
Mad Mentalist walked out of the room leaving Sausageman alone with FilthyRecWhore.
Sausageman thought of his favourite sit-com Cat Cleaners, he wondered if Uncle Mad had gone batty and started telling stories about his time in the military.
Sausageman felt his chains being un locked.
"What.." said Sausageman
"Shhh" said FilthyRecWhore
FilthyRecWhore untied Sausageman and led him out.
"Tell Tisiphone of the bull and his plans...Mad Mentalist is mad" wispered FilthyRecWhore
FilthyRecWhore handed Sausageman a map to the town of Paris, Texas.
"Thanks" said Sausageman
To be continued...
Sausageman was still in the layer of Mad Mentalist.
The bull was about to charge.
"Sir, the MF gang has been sighted together!" said FilthyRecWhore
"Excellent, send the bull out to do some scouting" said Mad Mentalist
"Yes sir!" said FilthyRecWhore
Mad Mentalist walked out of the room leaving Sausageman alone with FilthyRecWhore.
Sausageman thought of his favourite sit-com Cat Cleaners, he wondered if Uncle Mad had gone batty and started telling stories about his time in the military.
Sausageman felt his chains being un locked.
"What.." said Sausageman
"Shhh" said FilthyRecWhore
FilthyRecWhore untied Sausageman and led him out.
"Tell Tisiphone of the bull and his plans...Mad Mentalist is mad" wispered FilthyRecWhore
FilthyRecWhore handed Sausageman a map to the town of Paris, Texas.
"Thanks" said Sausageman
To be continued...
The Question
Eternal
This thread must continue, IMHO!
Episode 10: Mind Your Manners
Paris, Texas, as it turned out, was easily charted on a cocktail napkin. This seemed counterintuitive to Sausageman, who had for some reason imagined that Paris, Texas would be something like a full scale detail-for-detail recreation of Paris, France.
"Drat!" said Sausageman, "I was so hoping to visit the Eiffel Tower -- or perhaps it would have been the Offal Tower in Texas?" he stamped his foot. "Drat!"
At that very moment, a diminutive yet quite curvaceous dark-haired woman arched a brow, archly, and declared, "Tut tut! Such language!" She fluffed her hair, which was arranged in a matronly bun, adjusted her horn-rimmed spectacles, and gave Sausageman a most disapproving look, though it was nothing so unladylike as to be called a glare.
"And just who are you?" Sausageman inquired.
"Why, my dear, I am Miss Manners!" she declared. Seemingly from nowhere, she produced a macadamia-nut and chocolate chip confection. "Cookie?"
TO BE CONTINUED, DAMN IT ALL!
Episode 10: Mind Your Manners
Paris, Texas, as it turned out, was easily charted on a cocktail napkin. This seemed counterintuitive to Sausageman, who had for some reason imagined that Paris, Texas would be something like a full scale detail-for-detail recreation of Paris, France.
"Drat!" said Sausageman, "I was so hoping to visit the Eiffel Tower -- or perhaps it would have been the Offal Tower in Texas?" he stamped his foot. "Drat!"
At that very moment, a diminutive yet quite curvaceous dark-haired woman arched a brow, archly, and declared, "Tut tut! Such language!" She fluffed her hair, which was arranged in a matronly bun, adjusted her horn-rimmed spectacles, and gave Sausageman a most disapproving look, though it was nothing so unladylike as to be called a glare.
"And just who are you?" Sausageman inquired.
"Why, my dear, I am Miss Manners!" she declared. Seemingly from nowhere, she produced a macadamia-nut and chocolate chip confection. "Cookie?"
TO BE CONTINUED, DAMN IT ALL!
The Question
Eternal
Of course my episode's not cannon, you monkey-wrench! Had to jump-start ya, though, you wuz slackin'! You're a slacker! Your old man was a slacker, too!
SLACKER!
SLACKER!
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
It was good though. I hope they include it in the DVD extras when I buy the box set.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 10: March of the Cows
Dr Dave walked up to Tisiphone who was watching tv.
"Tisiphone!" he said
"Not now, I'm watching Cat Cleaners... god that Lucy is a stupid person!" said Tisiphone
"At least she has the same name as the hot chick on 7th Heaven!" replied Dr Dave
The Episode ended and Tisiphone looked up "What's up?! she said
"A monster truck covered in greek letters has been seen a ways out of town. Surrounded by cows." said Dr Dave
"It's clearly Mad Mentalist...The final showdown is at hand. But first, Mad Mentalist will send an agent of evil" said Tisiphone
"Who could it be?" asked Dr Dave
"A fine question" said Tisiphone
Elsewhere CaptainWacky kicked a box
"GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" he said.
To be continued...
Dr Dave walked up to Tisiphone who was watching tv.
"Tisiphone!" he said
"Not now, I'm watching Cat Cleaners... god that Lucy is a stupid person!" said Tisiphone
"At least she has the same name as the hot chick on 7th Heaven!" replied Dr Dave
The Episode ended and Tisiphone looked up "What's up?! she said
"A monster truck covered in greek letters has been seen a ways out of town. Surrounded by cows." said Dr Dave
"It's clearly Mad Mentalist...The final showdown is at hand. But first, Mad Mentalist will send an agent of evil" said Tisiphone
"Who could it be?" asked Dr Dave
"A fine question" said Tisiphone
Elsewhere CaptainWacky kicked a box
"GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" he said.
To be continued...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
That sounds like something I'd say.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 11: The Final showdown Part 1
The Cows had completely surrounded the town of Paris, Texas.
"So far no agent of evil..." said Tisiphone
"The cows are looking like they're ready to charge!" Shouted Tomtrek from his Anti Cow Tank
Suddenly the cows began to charge.
"Fire at will!" Shouted Tisiphone
Suddenly a poof of smoke appeared.
"You!" said Tisiphone
"Yes it is I Ilyanna, The MAD GERMAN!" said Ilyanna
"So Mad Mentalist has sent you to kill me?" asked Tisiphone
"Yeah" replied Ilyanna
"Bring it Bitch!, cus Honey Badger don't mess around" said Tisiphone
...
Up on the roof CaptainWacky was kicking boxes full of explosives off and watching the cows explode.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, FUCKDAMN COWS!" Shouted CaptainWacky
And Doctor Dave was up there too, summoning perhaps the greatest weapon they had...
"You ready Doctor Dave" Said Tomtrek speaking into a radio to Doctor Dave
"YES! STRONG DUCK APPEAR!!!!!!" Shouted Doctor Dave. Thunder sounded and Suddenly a Duck fell from the sky, landing on a cow killing it dead. The Strong Duck got up, bounded upward and landed on another cow, killing it dead too.
Tomtrek took his cue and started up his tank, going forward shelling the cows.
"Man, a anti cow tank and a strong duck, they're more fucked then a fucked thing!" said headvoid as he shot at various cows.
To be continued...
The Cows had completely surrounded the town of Paris, Texas.
"So far no agent of evil..." said Tisiphone
"The cows are looking like they're ready to charge!" Shouted Tomtrek from his Anti Cow Tank
Suddenly the cows began to charge.
"Fire at will!" Shouted Tisiphone
Suddenly a poof of smoke appeared.
"You!" said Tisiphone
"Yes it is I Ilyanna, The MAD GERMAN!" said Ilyanna
"So Mad Mentalist has sent you to kill me?" asked Tisiphone
"Yeah" replied Ilyanna
"Bring it Bitch!, cus Honey Badger don't mess around" said Tisiphone
...
Up on the roof CaptainWacky was kicking boxes full of explosives off and watching the cows explode.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, FUCKDAMN COWS!" Shouted CaptainWacky
And Doctor Dave was up there too, summoning perhaps the greatest weapon they had...
"You ready Doctor Dave" Said Tomtrek speaking into a radio to Doctor Dave
"YES! STRONG DUCK APPEAR!!!!!!" Shouted Doctor Dave. Thunder sounded and Suddenly a Duck fell from the sky, landing on a cow killing it dead. The Strong Duck got up, bounded upward and landed on another cow, killing it dead too.
Tomtrek took his cue and started up his tank, going forward shelling the cows.
"Man, a anti cow tank and a strong duck, they're more fucked then a fucked thing!" said headvoid as he shot at various cows.
To be continued...
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 11: The Final showdown Part 1
The Cows had completely surrounded the town of Paris, Texas.
"So far no agent of evil..." said Tisiphone
"The cows are looking like they're ready to charge!" Shouted Tomtrek from his Anti Cow Tank
Suddenly the cows began to charge.
"Fire at will!" Shouted Tisiphone
Suddenly a poof of smoke appeared.
"You!" said Tisiphone
"Yes it is I Ilyanna, The MAD GERMAN!" said Ilyanna
"So Mad Mentalist has sent you to kill me?" asked Tisiphone
"Yeah" replied Ilyanna
"Bring it Bitch!, cus Honey Badger don't mess around" said Tisiphone
...
Up on the roof CaptainWacky was kicking boxes full of explosives off and watching the cows explode.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, FUCKDAMN COWS!" Shouted CaptainWacky
And Doctor Dave was up there too, summoning perhaps the greatest weapon they had...
"You ready Doctor Dave" Said Tomtrek speaking into a radio to Doctor Dave
"YES! STRONG DUCK APPEAR!!!!!!" Shouted Doctor Dave. Thunder sounded and Suddenly a Duck fell from the sky, landing on a cow killing it dead. The Strong Duck got up, bounded upward and landed on another cow, killing it dead too.
Tomtrek took his cue and started up his tank, going forward shelling the cows.
"Man, a anti cow tank and a strong duck, they're more fucked then a fucked thing!" said headvoid as he shot at various cows.
To be continued...
The Cows had completely surrounded the town of Paris, Texas.
"So far no agent of evil..." said Tisiphone
"The cows are looking like they're ready to charge!" Shouted Tomtrek from his Anti Cow Tank
Suddenly the cows began to charge.
"Fire at will!" Shouted Tisiphone
Suddenly a poof of smoke appeared.
"You!" said Tisiphone
"Yes it is I Ilyanna, The MAD GERMAN!" said Ilyanna
"So Mad Mentalist has sent you to kill me?" asked Tisiphone
"Yeah" replied Ilyanna
"Bring it Bitch!, cus Honey Badger don't mess around" said Tisiphone
...
Up on the roof CaptainWacky was kicking boxes full of explosives off and watching the cows explode.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, FUCKDAMN COWS!" Shouted CaptainWacky
And Doctor Dave was up there too, summoning perhaps the greatest weapon they had...
"You ready Doctor Dave" Said Tomtrek speaking into a radio to Doctor Dave
"YES! STRONG DUCK APPEAR!!!!!!" Shouted Doctor Dave. Thunder sounded and Suddenly a Duck fell from the sky, landing on a cow killing it dead. The Strong Duck got up, bounded upward and landed on another cow, killing it dead too.
Tomtrek took his cue and started up his tank, going forward shelling the cows.
"Man, a anti cow tank and a strong duck, they're more fucked then a fucked thing!" said headvoid as he shot at various cows.
To be continued...
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 12: The Final showdown Part 2
Ilyanna whipped a sword out of her SWORD HOLDER.
"Mad Mentalist sends his regards!" said Ilyanna
"Yeah, well fuck Mad Mentalist and fuck you too" Said Tisiphone as she tossed her throwing knife, hitting Ilyanna right in the forehead.
"Ah fuck" Said Ilyanna collapsing.
"Mad German my ass" said Tisiphone
To be continued...
Ilyanna whipped a sword out of her SWORD HOLDER.
"Mad Mentalist sends his regards!" said Ilyanna
"Yeah, well fuck Mad Mentalist and fuck you too" Said Tisiphone as she tossed her throwing knife, hitting Ilyanna right in the forehead.
"Ah fuck" Said Ilyanna collapsing.
"Mad German my ass" said Tisiphone
To be continued...
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 13 The Final showdown Part 3
The battle had waged on for some time, but TISIPHONE had been winning.
They had killed MANY COWS and 5 cardboard cut outs of Rosie O'Donell. However the time was at hand for the FINAL SHOWDOWN.
"He should just come!" said CaptainWacky, who was frustrated now that the internet was down due to MAD MENTALIST.
"He won't,THE FIGGLY GOOSE!" said Tomtrek
Suddenly Tisiphone piped up "Then we'll just have to go to him". Tisiphone picked up her machete then said "Grab your shot guns and whoopee cushions, were gunna bag us a Mad Mentalist"
The group marched through town, shooting all in their way.
"WHAM BAM, STABBY STABBY" said Cassie
They were nearing the place where Mad Mentalist was held up.
"Hiding in a Hello Kitty Store, what a n00b!" said headvoid
Dr Dave was giving everybody shots of IMPORTANT VITAMINS
"You want something extra Tisiphone?" asked Dr Dave
"Extra!" said Tisiphone excitedly
"I thought you might say that" replied Dr Dave
"So what's the plan" asked Tomtrek
Suddenly FilthyRecWhore ran out of the Hello Kitty store
"FUCK YOU MENTALIST, I WILL NOT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT TISIPHONES BREASTS OVER A LOUD SPEAKER!" shouted FilthyRecWhore in the direction of the open door.
"Hi FilthyRecWhore!" said CaptainWacky
"Hi, well I'm done with him and his EVIL PLANS!" said FilthyRecWhore
"Time to go cut his head off" said Tisiphone
Tisiphone walked into one of the worse places imaginable, a Hello Kitty store.
"Ugh, too much cartoon pussy!" remarked Tisiphone
"Yes, the better to distract you with!" said a voice from the dark.
"Well Well, Mad Mentalist, lets get this over with." said Tisiphone
Suddenly 55 Hello Kitty dolls went flying at Tisiphone, she did a duck and roll and sliced all their heads off.
"DAMN!" said Mad Mentalist
"Nice try you shit nose!" said Tisiphone
"We'll just have to handle this...one on one" said Mad Mentalist
"Fine by me" said Tisiphone, but she knew Mad Mentalist would try a trick.
Mad Mentalist dropped from above with a gun, he fired, but missed as Tisiphone was ready, she had dogged to the left and cut off his left hand which held the gun.
"I suggest you surrender" said Tisphone
"NEVER!" said Mad Mentalist lunging forward with a butter knife
"WELL FUCK YOU TOO!" said Tisiphone chopping his head clean off.
Tisiphone emerged and shouted "VICTORY!"
The group shouted "Hip Hip Hurray!"
The End.
The battle had waged on for some time, but TISIPHONE had been winning.
They had killed MANY COWS and 5 cardboard cut outs of Rosie O'Donell. However the time was at hand for the FINAL SHOWDOWN.
"He should just come!" said CaptainWacky, who was frustrated now that the internet was down due to MAD MENTALIST.
"He won't,THE FIGGLY GOOSE!" said Tomtrek
Suddenly Tisiphone piped up "Then we'll just have to go to him". Tisiphone picked up her machete then said "Grab your shot guns and whoopee cushions, were gunna bag us a Mad Mentalist"
The group marched through town, shooting all in their way.
"WHAM BAM, STABBY STABBY" said Cassie
They were nearing the place where Mad Mentalist was held up.
"Hiding in a Hello Kitty Store, what a n00b!" said headvoid
Dr Dave was giving everybody shots of IMPORTANT VITAMINS
"You want something extra Tisiphone?" asked Dr Dave
"Extra!" said Tisiphone excitedly
"I thought you might say that" replied Dr Dave
"So what's the plan" asked Tomtrek
Suddenly FilthyRecWhore ran out of the Hello Kitty store
"FUCK YOU MENTALIST, I WILL NOT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT TISIPHONES BREASTS OVER A LOUD SPEAKER!" shouted FilthyRecWhore in the direction of the open door.
"Hi FilthyRecWhore!" said CaptainWacky
"Hi, well I'm done with him and his EVIL PLANS!" said FilthyRecWhore
"Time to go cut his head off" said Tisiphone
Tisiphone walked into one of the worse places imaginable, a Hello Kitty store.
"Ugh, too much cartoon pussy!" remarked Tisiphone
"Yes, the better to distract you with!" said a voice from the dark.
"Well Well, Mad Mentalist, lets get this over with." said Tisiphone
Suddenly 55 Hello Kitty dolls went flying at Tisiphone, she did a duck and roll and sliced all their heads off.
"DAMN!" said Mad Mentalist
"Nice try you shit nose!" said Tisiphone
"We'll just have to handle this...one on one" said Mad Mentalist
"Fine by me" said Tisiphone, but she knew Mad Mentalist would try a trick.
Mad Mentalist dropped from above with a gun, he fired, but missed as Tisiphone was ready, she had dogged to the left and cut off his left hand which held the gun.
"I suggest you surrender" said Tisphone
"NEVER!" said Mad Mentalist lunging forward with a butter knife
"WELL FUCK YOU TOO!" said Tisiphone chopping his head clean off.
Tisiphone emerged and shouted "VICTORY!"
The group shouted "Hip Hip Hurray!"
The End.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 13 The Final showdown Part 3
The battle had waged on for some time, but TISIPHONE had been winning.
They had killed MANY COWS and 5 cardboard cut outs of Rosie O'Donell. However the time was at hand for the FINAL SHOWDOWN.
"He should just come!" said CaptainWacky, who was frustrated now that the internet was down due to MAD MENTALIST.
"He won't,THE FIGGLY GOOSE!" said Tomtrek
Suddenly Tisiphone piped up "Then we'll just have to go to him". Tisiphone picked up her machete then said "Grab your shot guns and whoopee cushions, were gunna bag us a Mad Mentalist"
The group marched through town, shooting all in their way.
"WHAM BAM, STABBY STABBY" said Cassie
They were nearing the place where Mad Mentalist was held up.
"Hiding in a Hello Kitty Store, what a n00b!" said headvoid
Dr Dave was giving everybody shots of IMPORTANT VITAMINS
"You want something extra Tisiphone?" asked Dr Dave
"Extra!" said Tisiphone excitedly
"I thought you might say that" replied Dr Dave
"So what's the plan" asked Tomtrek
Suddenly FilthyRecWhore ran out of the Hello Kitty store
"FUCK YOU MENTALIST, I WILL NOT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT TISIPHONES BREASTS OVER A LOUD SPEAKER!" shouted FilthyRecWhore in the direction of the open door.
"Hi FilthyRecWhore!" said CaptainWacky
"Hi, well I'm done with him and his EVIL PLANS!" said FilthyRecWhore
"Time to go cut his head off" said Tisiphone
Tisiphone walked into one of the worse places imaginable, a Hello Kitty store.
"Ugh, too much cartoon pussy!" remarked Tisiphone
"Yes, the better to distract you with!" said a voice from the dark.
"Well Well, Mad Mentalist, lets get this over with." said Tisiphone
Suddenly 55 Hello Kitty dolls went flying at Tisiphone, she did a duck and roll and sliced all their heads off.
"DAMN!" said Mad Mentalist
"Nice try you shit nose!" said Tisiphone
"We'll just have to handle this...one on one" said Mad Mentalist
"Fine by me" said Tisiphone, but she knew Mad Mentalist would try a trick.
Mad Mentalist dropped from above with a gun, he fired, but missed as Tisiphone was ready, she had dogged to the left and cut off his left hand which held the gun.
"I suggest you surrender" said Tisphone
"NEVER!" said Mad Mentalist lunging forward with a butter knife
"WELL FUCK YOU TOO!" said Tisiphone chopping his head clean off.
Tisiphone emerged and shouted "VICTORY!"
The group shouted "Hip Hip Hurray!"
The End.
The battle had waged on for some time, but TISIPHONE had been winning.
They had killed MANY COWS and 5 cardboard cut outs of Rosie O'Donell. However the time was at hand for the FINAL SHOWDOWN.
"He should just come!" said CaptainWacky, who was frustrated now that the internet was down due to MAD MENTALIST.
"He won't,THE FIGGLY GOOSE!" said Tomtrek
Suddenly Tisiphone piped up "Then we'll just have to go to him". Tisiphone picked up her machete then said "Grab your shot guns and whoopee cushions, were gunna bag us a Mad Mentalist"
The group marched through town, shooting all in their way.
"WHAM BAM, STABBY STABBY" said Cassie
They were nearing the place where Mad Mentalist was held up.
"Hiding in a Hello Kitty Store, what a n00b!" said headvoid
Dr Dave was giving everybody shots of IMPORTANT VITAMINS
"You want something extra Tisiphone?" asked Dr Dave
"Extra!" said Tisiphone excitedly
"I thought you might say that" replied Dr Dave
"So what's the plan" asked Tomtrek
Suddenly FilthyRecWhore ran out of the Hello Kitty store
"FUCK YOU MENTALIST, I WILL NOT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT TISIPHONES BREASTS OVER A LOUD SPEAKER!" shouted FilthyRecWhore in the direction of the open door.
"Hi FilthyRecWhore!" said CaptainWacky
"Hi, well I'm done with him and his EVIL PLANS!" said FilthyRecWhore
"Time to go cut his head off" said Tisiphone
Tisiphone walked into one of the worse places imaginable, a Hello Kitty store.
"Ugh, too much cartoon pussy!" remarked Tisiphone
"Yes, the better to distract you with!" said a voice from the dark.
"Well Well, Mad Mentalist, lets get this over with." said Tisiphone
Suddenly 55 Hello Kitty dolls went flying at Tisiphone, she did a duck and roll and sliced all their heads off.
"DAMN!" said Mad Mentalist
"Nice try you shit nose!" said Tisiphone
"We'll just have to handle this...one on one" said Mad Mentalist
"Fine by me" said Tisiphone, but she knew Mad Mentalist would try a trick.
Mad Mentalist dropped from above with a gun, he fired, but missed as Tisiphone was ready, she had dogged to the left and cut off his left hand which held the gun.
"I suggest you surrender" said Tisphone
"NEVER!" said Mad Mentalist lunging forward with a butter knife
"WELL FUCK YOU TOO!" said Tisiphone chopping his head clean off.
Tisiphone emerged and shouted "VICTORY!"
The group shouted "Hip Hip Hurray!"
The End.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I wish someone would do that to Menty in real life (only joking...OR AM I?)