The Tisiphone Adventures: We'll always have Paris

[Dr Dave]

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[The Question]

I'm in the story, but in one of the deleted scenes OH HO HO HO!

 

[Dr Dave]

You're line of "I'm The Saint, and I forgot my socks" just didn't work well into the story.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You did well to resist the network interference.

 

[The Question]

You're line of "I'm The Saint, and I forgot my socks" just didn't work well into the story.

True, a "Vox Pops" style segment just didn't feel right in the bullpen. But, for those who enjoy "extras" type material, here's what we had cooked up:

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EXT. LONDON STREET - MORNING

An elderly woman stands before the camera, visibly unsteady, a bottle of unidentified liquor clenched in her gnarled fist.

ELDERLY WOMAN
I told that CaptainWacky, I sez -- Stop rappin' at my door! So 'e peed in a bottle, 'e did,
an' 'e 'ands it to me and dances away 'round the corner!

She takes a rather heroic drink from the bottle.

ELDERLY WOMAN
'oo knew 'is pee is 120-proof, I ask yer!

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EXT. TOTTENHAM ROAD - MOMENTS LATER

The Saint stands in a "parade rest" posture wearing an obviously expensive business suit and a clear plastic salad bowl inverted on his head.

THE SAINT
I'm The Saint, and I have forgotten my socks!

A redheaded woman in her late 20s runs into frame and knocks the salad bowl off The Saint's head, then flashes her breasts at the camera.

THE SAINT
Well, that was rather unexpected.

 

[Dr Dave]

This was a flashback scene to Tisiphones past.

I had planned to incorporate a disliking of socks into the story, but it felt too much.