The Top 100 Reasons Mentalist REALLY needs cash

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

#22. So he can come to our houses in person and ask for donations, therefore when we see the HOTNESS that is MENTALIST we will be unable to resist and give him all that we have and more.

DAMMIT I should have held out for this! *smacks forehead* You wimmins be smart!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

28. He is the original Nigerian Ambassador who sends you warmest greetings.

 

[Cassie]

#29 Snacks

 

[Loktar]

30. Ghostbustin'

 

[jack]

31. Messenger and Cow keep DoSing the server, so they're making him pay for an upgrade.

 

[Consumer]

32. Gagh and the HMRC showed up with his Tax Bill.

 

[Loktar]

33. Abortion of his and missmanners' mutant love child.

 

[Donovan]

34. He wants to bump up his Netflix subscription to three dvd's instead of two at a time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#35

REASON: He wants to bump up his Neelix Porn subscription to five hundred DVDs instead of four hundred at a time.

REQUESTED DONATION: Wank rags.

 

[Loktar]

36. Plans to make a new ST: TNG episode guide youtube featuring the entire cast of Glee.

 

[The Tomtrek]

#37

REASON: Menty forgot he didn't have any legs!

HE NEEDS MONEY FOR: New legs!

 

[The Question]

#38:

Reason: Menty is a HO and I am his PIMP.

Therefore: BITCH BETTAH HAZ MAH MUNNEH!

He needs money for: HE DON' WANNA GIT SLAPT!

 

[eloisel]

#39
As he paid the bill to keep TK up and running he realized he could have had a V8
and
a new Color Nook and cover and ear buds and
dinner out and a night on the town
too.

 

[Loktar]

#40

High quality tin foil hats are expensive