Things to not do while driving a bus

[Dr Dave]

1) Be reading one of those electronic book devices while driving.

 

[Loktar]

2) Start driving again after I get on but before I can take a seat.

 

[Dr Dave]

The thing I mentioned actually happened with a driver here.

 

[The Tomtrek]

3) Drive a train.

 

[Dr Dave]

4) Drive two buses at once.

 

[The Tomtrek]

5) Invade China.

 

[whisky]

6) Juggle flaming axes

 

[Yub]

7] Piss off a cranky old Vietnam veteran.

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[curiousa2z]

THESE ARE IMPORTANT PEOPLE, TAKE NOTE!

 

[Loktar]

8) slip into a rift in space and time.

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[CaptainWacky]

8) Turn round and tell your passengers that your bus is "actually a transformer" then make the transforming noise (from the eighties cartoon, not the Michael Bay movies) with a demented look on your face.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

9) wear trousers.

 

[Dr Dave]

10)Dress up as a psychotic looking clown.

 

[Blindgroping]

11) make me throw away my coffee.

 

[Consumer]

12) Try to merge onto a busy road while receiving oral attentions from a nymphomaniac pearl-diver with no gag-reflex.

 

[Dr Dave]

13)Throw a rave on the bus.

 

[Loktar]

14) Shout "WHEEEEEEEEEEE! NO HANDS!

 

[Consumer]

15) Take off your shoes, put your bare feet on the wheel, and clip your toe-nails while the bus is on cruise-control.

 

[headvoid]

16) Shout really loudly that Dennis Hopper is on the phone asking for Keanu Reeves

 

[Big Dick McGee]

17)poop your pants 10 minutes into a 12-hour shift.