Donovan
beer, I want beer
OOOH, I know this one: Name two fruits and El's hot date.
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OOOH, I know this one: Name two fruits and El's hot date.
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
Ah fuck, I forgot the name of the kindly older gentleman that likes to work in yard.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
She calls him "Nanner".
jack
The Legendary Troll King
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Jack, your deducing skills are seriously lacking. Actually, it is more like assumption of facts not in evidence.
Mamakitty in surgery - 9/4/10
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/tea-room/130634-mama-kitty.html
If you search for keyword "surgery" by poster "eloisel" in the Troll Kingdom Tradition forums you will see that MKs major illness had been going on since 2007.
Mamakitty engaged - 10/15/10http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/speak-freely/131180-whats-shaking.html
see post #22
I repeat - your deducing skills are seriously lacking. Or, you have serious reading comprehension skills. Maybe both.
Are those failures characteristic for Troll Kings?
Loktar
Internet God
If we checked, would those "surgeries" line up with the dates you were locked up in a looney bin?
eloisel
Forever Empress E
The only looney bin I've been associated with is this one here.
I'm not locked up here, just addicted which is why I have to cut myself off now and then so I can get other stuff done.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Be seeing you in the funny papers my darling.
Quite soon I might add...won't be a made up story either
I am well aware that you and your little pals have been stalking me. You boys aren't nearly as subtle or as clever as you think.
This is at the very least your second threat. What do you and your little boyfriends plan to do other than run around spouting my real name on TK?
Loktar
Internet God
If you have solid proof TK's TOS has been breached talk to Menty not the breacher.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
Well, Google was stalking you. But they stalk everybody.
And actually, if you must know, I am at least twice as clever as Jack thinks, only a quarter as clever as Loktar thinks and I am exactly as clever as Gear thinks with a margin for error of .1%.
Gear is cleverer than almost anybody except this one guy in Des Moines, but that guy is a dick. He doesn't count. That makes Gear the second most cleverest guy in the world.
I think Loktar is cleverer than polkadot paint.
Jack is so clever they have not yet invented the word for how clever he is. They have to measure Jack's cleverness with richter scale. Jack's clever leaves few survivors.
How clever Onyx is is a mystery to us all.
We all understand that each of us is exponentially more clever than Homo Erectus by a factor of 12, and that if you divide the variables by the number of characters in one of our posts, then multiply by PI (because who doesn't like PI) then you will arrive at the exact number which is the square root of how much more clever we are than you.