#42
Yes, it's another top 25 special, but the reason this time (other than the fact that's there's TOO MANY GIRLS) is that the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 6.0 is coming on SATURDAY and if I am fully satisfied with the result I'll finally be able to END this autistic obsession with ranking female celebrities FOREVER. So this could very well be the last weekly top ten ever...
Probably won't be though.
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Michelle Trachtenberg.
2) Avril Lavigne - I enjoy the way she looks.
3) Eva Green - She's so french.
4) Natalie Portman - Natalie Portman.
5) January Jones - Making her debut.
6) Katie McGrath - Pale.
7) Anjli Mohindra - Nose.
8) Magda Apanowicz - Also nose.
9) Karen Gillan - She makes being Scottish cool!
10) Imogen Poots - She was in a dream I had.
11) María Valverde - I wish she was higher profile.
12) Konnie Huq - She's always been hot, I just haven't run into her much.
13) Lizzy Caplan - I don't see her enough.
14) Anna Popplewell - She still exists.
15) Gemma Arterton - She makes being English cool!
16) Julie Benz - She's nice.
17) Courtney Ford - Remember when she was topless in Dexter a lot.
18) Emma Roberts - She's cute and friends with Michelle apparently.
19) Layla El - She's a wrestler who I'd kiss.
20) Alessandra Torresani - I think she's hotter than Tamara, maybe.
21) Christina Hendricks - I don't know if you've ever noticed this but she has large breasts.
22) Sienna Miller - I must have looked at new images of her again.
23) Stella English - I've got a "position" for her in my "boardroom".
24) Jennifer Carpentar - Yes.
25) Kym Valentine - Nice bum.
See you on Saturday. And then maybe I can find peace.