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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
She didn't really give me a choice.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#43

This appears to be some kind of golden age for the list where I can easily come up with 25 names so I have decided to just go with it and continue down this crazy path for now (and until all the tv shows which make this possible end.)

1) Natalie Portman - I like the way she smiles.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - She was number one on the Wacky Hot One Hundred for a reason!
3) Katie McGrath - She's getting hotter which is impressive.
4) Laila Rouass - I'm glad she was in something good (SJA) rather than shit I don't watch.
5) Eva Green - I am looking forward to Camelot for weekly Eva Green.
6) Avril Lavigne - I like her physical appearance.
7) January Jones - I'm nearly finished Mad Men season one and possibly the best moment so far was when she was shooting pigeons.
8) Anjli Mohindra - Stares at bums.
9) Gemma Arterton - The list has a three year history now and over those years new regulars have came and went. She seems to be doing quite well for herself at the moment.
10) Felicia Day - Lovely.
11) Emma Stone - I think she has a very attractive face which you should look out for.
12) Emma Watson - Even with the new hair!
13) Yvonne Strahvoski - They seem to be blatantly showing her body more in Chuck now, which is good.
14) Amanda Seyfried - Really big eyes.
15) Evan Rachel Wood - I felt like looking at Evan Rachel Wood images this week.
16) Gillian Jacobs - She is hot and I think I underrated her before.
17) María Valverde - Probably the last time I can justify including her without new material.
18) Imogen Poots - See above.
19) Courtney Ford
20) Rachel Riley - I bet people feel kind of sad that for whatever reason they're watching Countdown but then they see Rachel and feel better.
21) Mila Kunis - Her head looks a bit too big for her body sometimes maybe but it's a really nice head.
22) Emma Roberts - Pretty.
23) Konnie Huq
24) Stella English - She's not a flawless business robot after all (still hot.)
25) Polly Walker - Big cancelled breasts.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#44

1) Natalie Portman - I have come to the conclusion that I like Natalie Portman.
2) Katie McGrath - Pale breasts.
3) Peyton List - She was the best thing about Flashforward and it turns out she's in Mad Men too and I'm watching that now so that's good.
4) Eva Green - She is one of my favourites.
5) Anjli Mohindra - I'd bite her on the bum (not really, that would be sexual assault.)
6) Laila Rouass - Deserves more hotness recognition.
7) Julie Benz - I can't believe DEXTER SPOILER.
8) Kari Byron - Her breasts look bigger now.
9) Emma Watson - My Emma Watson appreciation has gone way up lately.
10) Magda Apanowicz - I know how to pronounce her name now!
11) Karen Gillan - I think she'll be a regular on the list again soon.
12) Jennifer Carpenter - Says "fuck" a lot
13) Courtney Ford - Will probably never appear again now that she's finished in Dexter.
14) Alison Brie - She is hot with both sixties hair and regular hair.
15) Emma Roberts - She is really pretty.
16) January Jones - She could play a re-imaged Borg Queen but with hair.
17) Michelle Trachtenberg - The lowest she's been in probably over a year and it's not a mistake because it represents how I've felt THIS WEEK (she hasn't done anything wrong, I just haven't thought about her much.) Could be number one again next week, WHO KNOWS.
18) Gillian Jacobs
19) Taylor Momsen - There is absolutely nothing wrong with finding Taylor Momsen hot.
20) Alice Roberts - The think man's trumpet.
21) Amy Adams - She has really nice hair.
22) Paloma Vivanco - She was hot but evil.
23) María Valverde
24) Elyse Levesque - Only in dream sequences.
25) Anne Hathaway - She is hot in a weird face kind of way.
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Anne Hathway, yay.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
She had a good run.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#45

1) Natalie Portman - I've been in a Natalie mood lately (the last twelve years.)
2) Anjli Mohindra - Lady Rani.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg
4) Kat Dennings - Do you think being betrayed by an ex releasing private pictures isn't as bad when the online response is unanimously "amazing tits!"?
5) Eliza Doolittle - Cute singer I discovered all by myself with no help from Tomtrek.
6) Eva Green - I am a fan of this actress.
7) Magda Apanowicz - She's sweet.
8) Julie McNiven - Pale breasts.
9) Summer Glau - Remember Summer Glau? She still looks like Summer Glau.
10) Mekenna Melvin - Wacky's hot tip for the future!
11) January Jones - February Smith.
12) Kari Byron - Who doesn't like Kari Byron? (Don't answer if you don't.)
13) Laila Rouass - Probably enough hotness recognition now.
14) Avril Lavigne - I like her.
15) Olivia Munn - Okay, she actually IS hot.
16) Alison Brie - She's lovely.
17) Sunshine Martyn - The famous YouTube celebrity.
18) Gillian Jacobs - She's pale.
19) Taylor Momsen - There is absolutely everything wrong with finding Taylor Momsen hot.
20) Alice Roberts - I find this BBC science type presenter attractive okay.
21) Emma Watson - The new hair was a good career move.
22) Laura Moore - One Apprentice candidate a week seems about right for the list.
23) Peyton List - Hot babysitter nurse.
24) Gemma Arterton - She is nice.
25) Christina Hendricks - Big breasts!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#46

1) Natalie Portman - Remember how Natalie was my number one IN GENERAL for ten years, then it was Michelle IN GENERAL for the last year (or more)? I think it's Natalie again!
2) Anjli Mohindra - See you in 46 weeks!
3) Katie McGrath - She's paler than a snowman.
4) Kat Dennings - She's nice and jewish and big breasted.
5) Eva Green - I enjoy thinking about Eva Green.
6) Magda Apanowicz - She is queen of the robots.
7) Alison Brie - She is adorable.
8) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm sure she's planning something spectacular to rival Natalie.
9) Mila Kunis - I think her face is really nice.
10) Julie McNiven - She's cute.
11) Emma Watson - She is a woman now.
12) Amber Tamblyn - She was very nice in House (nicer than she is in still images) and she seems to be a regular character now so expect to see more of her.
13) Genevieve Buechner - I think she looks better when she's just normal Tamara and not Avenging Angels Tamara.
14) Karen Gillan - I am paying close attention to her.
15) January Jones - She's very good looking.
16) Kari Byron - Aww, Kari Byron.
17) Amy Adams - Her hair is like CANDY FLOSS.
18) Olivia Munn - She is attractive in a freckled asian type way.
19) Gillian Jacobs
20) Stella English - Please keep telling off Stuart Baggs every week.
21) Abigail Spencer - Tentative first ranking.
22) Anne Hathaway - Yes.
23) Polly Walker - Breasts.
24) Rachel Riley
25) Alessandra Torresani - I like her bum.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#47

1) Natalie Portman - I am in love with Natalie Portman.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her too.
3) Katie McGrath - I really enjoy her pale breasts.
4) Magda Apanowicz - She makes ME "power up".
5) Kat Dennings - The new hotness?
6) Julie Benz - It's strange that I've never had Julie Benz this high before considering what she looks like (really really hot.)
7) Summer Glau - With or without mole.
8) Felicia Day - She's amazing.
9) Julie McNiven - I won't forgive SGU for killing her off.
10) Anjli Mohindra - I won't forget Anjli Mohindra (yet.)
11) Amber Benson - THAT'S RIGHT I still like Amber Benson, deal with it.
12) Margot Robbie - A good week for her.
13) Alison Brie - She is lovely.
14) Kari Bryon - They should investigate the myth that Kari keeps getting hotter and CONFRIM it.
15) Konnie Huq - I think I saw a picture of her in a newspaper or something and she looked hot.
16) Layla El - She is a hot WRESTLER.
17) Karen Gillan - OCH DOCTOR etc.
18) Emma Roberts - The new hotness?
19) Stella English - She is a sexy businesswoman.
20) Lena Headey - I think she will make a good Queen Cersei.
21) January Jones - She is pretty.
22) Avril Lavigne - I like it when there's pictures of her wearing a hoodie smiling.
23) Evangeline Lilly - She's still alive!
24) Alessandra Torresani - Overshadowed by Magda but still nice.
25) Gillian Jacobs
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Nice! Haven't seen Lena in a while. Love her.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#48

1) Magda Apanowicz - In memory of Lacy Rand. She is beautiful and talented and I hope she ends up in a good show soon.
2) Anna Popplewell - The long awaited return.
3) Natalie Portman - It is a good time to be in love with Natalie Portman.
4) Katie McGrath - All hail Queen Morgana.
5) Kat Dennings - Do I have to explain about the pale breasts every week?
6) Michelle Ryan - She is really hot and underrated.
7) Kelly Brook - I just remembered about her body.
8) Anne Hathaway - She is sweet.
9) Scarlett Johansson - I haven't included her for ages but it turns out she's still hot, so welcome her back!
10) Amber Benson - I still still like her.
11) Imogen Poots - Lovely young english actress.
12) Michelle Trachtenberg - Haven't seen her recently. But still.
13) Alessandra Torresani - She was also hot on Caprica.
14) Talulah Riley - Another lovely young english actress.
15) Taylor Momsen - Annoyingly hot.
16) Scarlett Pomers - She has nice hair.
17) Konnie Huq - I thik I saw her on tv and she looked hot but then I realised it was some X-Factor thing and kicked the tv out of disgust.
18) Margot Robbie.
19) Antonia Thomas - Good body.
20) Avril Lavigne - She's cute.
21) Laya El - Hot wrestler blah blah.
22) Lena Headey - She looks good with blond hair I think.
23) Laura Moore - Not fired from THIS list!
24) Jordy Lucas - I have finally given in.
25) Julie McNiven - Still not happy that she died in SGU but I'll look out for her in the future.
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I just can't agree with you on Taylor Momsen, though. :(
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
She feeds beefburgers to swans.
 
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