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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#49

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Well, she's back.
2) Eva Green - She is one of my three favourites I'd say.
3) Natalie Portman - And then there's Natalie.
4) Imogen Poots - She is literally beautiful.
5) Magda Apanowicz - I will keep an eye out for her (two eyes if I can spare them.)
6) Anna Popplewell - Once a King of Queen of Narnia, always a King or Queen of Narnia.
7) Katie McGrath - I will miss her pale breasts.
8) Anne Hathaway - She is a lovely.
9) Scarlett Johansson - She is nice.
10) Amy Adams - I'd stroke her hair.
11) Summer Glau - I saw the episode of Chuck with her in it and, while she's still hot, I don't think I like her as much as I used to. Controversial!
12) Kat Dennings - I'm not even going to mention her pale breasts.
13) Ellen Page - Why have I not included Ellen Page for such a long time? She's cuter than Satan.
14) Avril Lavigne - I like her.
15) Talulah Riley - Should act in something good.
16) Kari Byron - How does she manage to keep getting hotter?
17) Gillian Jacobs - Underrated.
18) Deborah Ann Woll - Remember her?
19) Alison Brie - Her popularity seems to be growing.
20) Kym Valentine - She is Australian.
21) Margot Robbie - So is she.
22) Katherine Jenkins - She IS hot.
23) Stella English - She should win (she probably won't.)
24) Christina Hendricks
25) Julie McNiven - Cute.
 
CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#50

1) Maria Valverde - Lovely young Spanish actress who wuold be on the list every week if I, like, lived in Spain.
2) Natalie Portman - WHY NOT, EH?
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her eyes, nose and mouth combination is pretty much impossible to beat.
4) Eva Green - I enjoy Eva Green.
5) Imogen Poots - Or Imogen Gay Poots to give her her full and correct name.
6) Magda Apanowicz - Her nose. Could someone please post new images of her on the internet somewhere.
7) Anna Popplewell - One of the loveliest English girls in all of England.
8) Anne Hathaway - I kind of want to see that romcom she's in just because of the promised nudity, so that's a good sign.
9) Scarlett Johansson - I'd "help her through" her divorce (by giving her someone to talk to!)
10) Caitlin Stasey - Saw a new image and she's actually really really good looking and underrated.
11) Felica Day - She's nicer than love.
12) Jessica Paré - I have a feeling we'll be seeing a lot more of her on this list in 2011.
13) Natalie Imbruglia - There were bikini candids with NIP SLIP and I'm impressed that she's still hot fifteen years after she was one of my first major celebrity obsessions so there.
14) January Jones - I doubt she's evil in real life!
15) Emmy Rossum - Yet another hot jewish actress to add to the increasingly long list.
16) Amber Benson - I still still still still like her. In fact she might better now than ever.
17) Eliza Doolittle - Very attractive young popular musician.
18) Antonia Thomas - I thought she looked good in Misfits last week dressed as a super hero.
19) Liz Locke - She has a very pretty nose.
20) Valentina Novakovic - I think that's four debuts now for this week (she has big tits.)
21) Taylor Momsen - SORRY.
22) Konnie Huq - Not sorry.
23) Rachel Riley - Breasts, bum, brains.
24) Jordy Lucas - Summer Hotland?
25) Stella English - I hope she wins.

I really need to cut these lists down in 2011.
 
CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
YAY.
 
CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#51

1) Natalie Portman - I feel something resembling what a real person would call "love" towards her.
2) Jessica Paré - The new hotness for 2011?
3) Deborah Ann Woll - Has anyone noticed that she's really good looking?
4) Michelle Trachtenberg - Wore glasses.
5) Eva Green - She is so french.
6) Anna Popplewell - She's lovely.
7) María Valverde - From Spain.
8) Imogen Poots - Her eyes.
9) Anne Hathaway - She looks like a doe (a deer, a female deer.)
10) Magda Apanowicz - My memories of Magda Apanowicz are fading.
11) January Jones - She is very pretty.
12) Agam Darshi - I wish there were more Indian girls on tv shows I watch.
13) Eliza Doolittle
14) Laura Moore - She was probaly the best looking one on The Apprentice on the whole (but didn't deserve the job.)
15) Mila Kunis - She has done things to Natalie.
16) Kat Dennings - NICE JEWISH GIRL.
17) Emma Roberts - She is pretty.
18) Tricia Helfer
19) Stella English - She won.
20) Emma Walker - WHY NOT, EH?
 
CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Well the next update of the Hot One Hundred isn't due until April...
 
CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
JUST ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE WHOLE FUCKNIG LIST HAHFASDHLhkfg
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Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
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CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#52

1) Scarlett Johansson - They call her "ScarJo" for a REASON.
2) Ellen Page - She is a cute unit.
3) Anna Popplewell - She popples really well.
4) Imogen Poots - The new hotness?
5) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Really nice eyes.
6) Eva Green - Good cheekbones.
7) Natalie Portman - If her baby's a girl it could be number one in eighteen years!
8) Katherine Jenkins - Welsh, but in a good way.
9) Magda Apanowicz - It has been a good year for Magda Ap.
10) Amber Benson - That's RIGHT I still like her.
11) Jessica Biel - Underrated.
12) Vera Filatova - Russian eyes.
13) Olivia Wilde - Nice bum.
14) Emma Watson - Ultra High Quality freckles.
15) Zoe Saldana - UhurYEAH.
16) Sophie Winkleman - BIG SUZE.
17) Deborah Ann Woll - Really hot.
18) Karen Gillan - Legs.
19) Michelle Trachtenberg - Haven't seen her for ages and I'm under absolutely no obligation to rate her highly or give a more detailed explanation of her rating than anyone else's rating.
20) Avril Lavigne - She wears hoodies.
21) Taylor Momsen - HA.
22) Layla El
23) Anne Hathaway
24) Summer Glau
25) Amy Adams

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