CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Not for Keira Knightly!
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I may see ScarJo in A View from the Bridge on Broadway next Tuesday.
She dyes her hair dark brunette, but she lets her boobies stand up for themselves. We shall see.
She dyes her hair dark brunette, but she lets her boobies stand up for themselves. We shall see.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She's good with any hair colour. TAKE PICS. GET HER TO SIGN A PRINTOUT OF THE LAST EDITION OF THE WAKCY HOT ONE HUNDRED (hold your hand over the names "Natalie Portman" and "Michelle Trachtenberg" so that she think she was number one.)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#6
1) Ellen Page - She's really cute and a good actress and I'd put her nose in my mouth, so why not, eh?
2) Natalie Portman - I'm in a NATALIE MOOD even though she's disappeared off the face of the Earth in 2010, and this lists measures what's going on IN MY MIND, SO AGAIN WHY NOT, STOP ASKING ME TO EXPLAIN.
3) Evangeline Lilly - She was up a tree.
4) Michelle Trachtenberg - I've completely overdosed on her lately which means she'd USUALLY cycle out for a while but really it's not by much if at all.
5) Anna Paquin - CYRIL SNEER.
6) Magda Aponivich - She has breasts.
7) Kristin Kreuk - She's really pretty. SORRY?
8) Freema Agyeman - I turned over to Law And Order during the adverts on Paul Merton and she looked really nice. Then the picture went all split-screen for some reason so I quickly turned back. BUT I LIKE HER.
9) Felicia Day - EVERY DAY.
10) Christine Adams - She was in the "previously on Heroes" bit for half a second so that's enough for a return appearance.
11) Kathryn Prescott - She's the hot twin on Skins. As apposed to her hideous identical sister!
12) Kym Valentine - She's been looking really nice lately.
13) Christina Hendricks - She's been having really big breasts lately.
14) Eva Green - She's been really FRENCH lately.
15) Billie Piper - Can't remember if I've ever had her on before and she DOES look good in her Callgirl thing.
16) Zoe Saldana - She's attractive!
17) Anne Hathaway - She has attractive legs!
18) Emilie de Ravin - Provisional return as I've not seen the latest Lost yet but she looks good in the images I've seen and I like her so YEAH.
19) Margot Robbie - She wore glasses.
20) Ashleigh Brewer - She didn't.
1) Ellen Page - She's really cute and a good actress and I'd put her nose in my mouth, so why not, eh?
2) Natalie Portman - I'm in a NATALIE MOOD even though she's disappeared off the face of the Earth in 2010, and this lists measures what's going on IN MY MIND, SO AGAIN WHY NOT, STOP ASKING ME TO EXPLAIN.
3) Evangeline Lilly - She was up a tree.
4) Michelle Trachtenberg - I've completely overdosed on her lately which means she'd USUALLY cycle out for a while but really it's not by much if at all.
5) Anna Paquin - CYRIL SNEER.
6) Magda Aponivich - She has breasts.
7) Kristin Kreuk - She's really pretty. SORRY?
8) Freema Agyeman - I turned over to Law And Order during the adverts on Paul Merton and she looked really nice. Then the picture went all split-screen for some reason so I quickly turned back. BUT I LIKE HER.
9) Felicia Day - EVERY DAY.
10) Christine Adams - She was in the "previously on Heroes" bit for half a second so that's enough for a return appearance.
11) Kathryn Prescott - She's the hot twin on Skins. As apposed to her hideous identical sister!
12) Kym Valentine - She's been looking really nice lately.
13) Christina Hendricks - She's been having really big breasts lately.
14) Eva Green - She's been really FRENCH lately.
15) Billie Piper - Can't remember if I've ever had her on before and she DOES look good in her Callgirl thing.
16) Zoe Saldana - She's attractive!
17) Anne Hathaway - She has attractive legs!
18) Emilie de Ravin - Provisional return as I've not seen the latest Lost yet but she looks good in the images I've seen and I like her so YEAH.
19) Margot Robbie - She wore glasses.
20) Ashleigh Brewer - She didn't.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Four? FOUR? (four is still good)
Of course, if she somehow knew she'd be dropped down to fouth today, there'd be new pictures of her today and a Chloe-heavy episode of Mercy last night.
Wait...
Of course, if she somehow knew she'd be dropped down to fouth today, there'd be new pictures of her today and a Chloe-heavy episode of Mercy last night.
Wait...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I CONTROL REALITY NOW
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#7
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's the best looking girl.
2) Natalie Portman - Second comes right after first!
3) Evangeline Lilly - I like her.
4) Jeri Ryan - Since I've never included her before yet she's APPARENTLY still hot.
5) Morena Baccarin - I'm always surprised at how hot she is when I look at her.
6) Emilie de Ravin - SHE'S NOT FAT.
7) Kate Winslet - She's fucking sexy as fuck.
8) Lacey Chabert - I find her very attractive.
9) Ashleigh Brewere - She's got those legs. BETTER THAN LIBBY?
10) Anne Hathaway - She, also, has (nice) legs.
11) Christina Hendricks - YES, IT'S BECAUSE OF HER BREASTS.
12) Cheryl Cole - She's actually good looking. SORRY?
13) Summer Glau
14) Layla El - She's the hottest WWE DIVA.
15) Laila Rouass - She's good looking (I saw her on tv.)
16) Amber Benson - I still like her. SORRY AGAIN?
17) Ellen Page - Cuter than some dead (cute) kittens.
18) Kym Valentine - Angry sex.
19) Allison Mack - She looked nice in that clip Tisi posted.
20) Margot Robbie
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's the best looking girl.
2) Natalie Portman - Second comes right after first!
3) Evangeline Lilly - I like her.
4) Jeri Ryan - Since I've never included her before yet she's APPARENTLY still hot.
5) Morena Baccarin - I'm always surprised at how hot she is when I look at her.
6) Emilie de Ravin - SHE'S NOT FAT.
7) Kate Winslet - She's fucking sexy as fuck.
8) Lacey Chabert - I find her very attractive.
9) Ashleigh Brewere - She's got those legs. BETTER THAN LIBBY?
10) Anne Hathaway - She, also, has (nice) legs.
11) Christina Hendricks - YES, IT'S BECAUSE OF HER BREASTS.
12) Cheryl Cole - She's actually good looking. SORRY?
13) Summer Glau
14) Layla El - She's the hottest WWE DIVA.
15) Laila Rouass - She's good looking (I saw her on tv.)
16) Amber Benson - I still like her. SORRY AGAIN?
17) Ellen Page - Cuter than some dead (cute) kittens.
18) Kym Valentine - Angry sex.
19) Allison Mack - She looked nice in that clip Tisi posted.
20) Margot Robbie
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Anne Hathaway moving up the list -- excellent.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'd move up her legs.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Wacky, Jeri Ryan was in the new season of "Leverage" that just ended Wednesday. She still looks pretty hot.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Yes it was the pictures and clips from that show that made her enter the top ten.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
GREAT show, by the way, and she was very good in it.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Yeah, I've seen clips. She's hot as some fuck.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#8
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - There's no point pretending it's someone else just to make the list more EXCITING or something, because it's supposed to be an accurate representation of my head in the form of a list of female celebrities and Michelle IS top of that list so it IS Michelle. OKAY?
2) Natalie Portman - Oh, I'm also quite fond of Natalie Portman.
3) Mila Kunis - She's just below the Natalie level SOMETIMES (this week.)
4) Evangeline Lilly - KATE DAMN IT BUM.
5) Anna Paquin - I "forgot" how nice her tits are.
6) Jeri Ryan - Still hot.
7) Eva Green - Tell me you don't love her eyes. TELL ME.
8) Anne Hathaway - She's absolutely lovely.
9) Rachel Riley - She's smart like a computer.
10) Emilie de Ravin - I'm glad she's back.
11) Christina Hendricks - What more can be said about her breasts? Nice EVERYTHING ELSE too!
12) Avril Lavigne - YES, deal with it.
13) Magda Apanowicz - I've gone off Alessandra's face a bit.
14) Kym Valentine - Banging titties.
15) Kate Winslet - She's not as good in candids but she knows what dresses to wear!
16) Holly Willoughby - She's curvy.
17) Kari Byron - I saw some Mythbusters for the first time in ages so yeah.
18) Ashleigh Brewer - She's nice.
19) Lauren Laverne - CONTROVERSIAL?
20) Karen Gillan - In 3D.
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - There's no point pretending it's someone else just to make the list more EXCITING or something, because it's supposed to be an accurate representation of my head in the form of a list of female celebrities and Michelle IS top of that list so it IS Michelle. OKAY?
2) Natalie Portman - Oh, I'm also quite fond of Natalie Portman.
3) Mila Kunis - She's just below the Natalie level SOMETIMES (this week.)
4) Evangeline Lilly - KATE DAMN IT BUM.
5) Anna Paquin - I "forgot" how nice her tits are.
6) Jeri Ryan - Still hot.
7) Eva Green - Tell me you don't love her eyes. TELL ME.
8) Anne Hathaway - She's absolutely lovely.
9) Rachel Riley - She's smart like a computer.
10) Emilie de Ravin - I'm glad she's back.
11) Christina Hendricks - What more can be said about her breasts? Nice EVERYTHING ELSE too!
12) Avril Lavigne - YES, deal with it.
13) Magda Apanowicz - I've gone off Alessandra's face a bit.
14) Kym Valentine - Banging titties.
15) Kate Winslet - She's not as good in candids but she knows what dresses to wear!
16) Holly Willoughby - She's curvy.
17) Kari Byron - I saw some Mythbusters for the first time in ages so yeah.
18) Ashleigh Brewer - She's nice.
19) Lauren Laverne - CONTROVERSIAL?
20) Karen Gillan - In 3D.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#9
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Still can't justify it being anyone else. 100% thumbs up.
2) Natalie Portman - To be angry is to be human. TO BE NATALIE IS TO BE BETTER THAN HUMAN.
3) Evangeline Lilly - She's so lovely that the writers have to make Kate annoying to balance out the universe.
4) Avril Lavigne - She met Prince Charles!
5) Jeri Ryan - Seven of NICE.
6) Anna Paquin - She's made sneering cool again!
7) Kate Winslet - She's made BEING SEXY cool again!
8) Emilie de Ravin - I hope she turns good again by the end.
9) Rachel Riley - She's so smart.
10) Shakira - She has good music videos.
11) Amy Adams - I saw an advert for some movie she's in and she looked really nice but it was just a crappy romantic comedy but still, she's really nice.
12) Lacey Chabert - She has really big breasts.
13) Christina Hendricks - ^
14) Genevieve Buechner - Making her DEBUT. She's like Neo only better.
15) Kym Valentine - She does wear boots a lot.
16) Mila Kunis - She's catlike.
17) Deborah Ann Woll - REMEMBER HER?
18) Katy Perry - I've already used the phrase "really big breasts" enough.
19) Ashleigh Brewer - Nice face.
20) Emily Blunt - She's quite classy and English.
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Still can't justify it being anyone else. 100% thumbs up.
2) Natalie Portman - To be angry is to be human. TO BE NATALIE IS TO BE BETTER THAN HUMAN.
3) Evangeline Lilly - She's so lovely that the writers have to make Kate annoying to balance out the universe.
4) Avril Lavigne - She met Prince Charles!
5) Jeri Ryan - Seven of NICE.
6) Anna Paquin - She's made sneering cool again!
7) Kate Winslet - She's made BEING SEXY cool again!
8) Emilie de Ravin - I hope she turns good again by the end.
9) Rachel Riley - She's so smart.
10) Shakira - She has good music videos.
11) Amy Adams - I saw an advert for some movie she's in and she looked really nice but it was just a crappy romantic comedy but still, she's really nice.
12) Lacey Chabert - She has really big breasts.
13) Christina Hendricks - ^
14) Genevieve Buechner - Making her DEBUT. She's like Neo only better.
15) Kym Valentine - She does wear boots a lot.
16) Mila Kunis - She's catlike.
17) Deborah Ann Woll - REMEMBER HER?
18) Katy Perry - I've already used the phrase "really big breasts" enough.
19) Ashleigh Brewer - Nice face.
20) Emily Blunt - She's quite classy and English.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
THREE WEEKS HOOOOO
WILL SHE MAKE THE MONTH????
WILL SHE MAKE THE MONTH????
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#10
1) Natalie Portman - She's still got it!
2) Evangeline Lilly - She also has "it".
3) Anna Paquin - She's been looking really good lately.
4) Emilie de Ravin - She's been really "clicking" lately with me.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - I've been Trachtenoverdosing lately so I need to Trachtenlower her a Trachtenlittle. BUT DON'T READ TOO MUCH INTO IT.
6) Karen Gillan - She's got legs that won't quit.
7) Avril Lavigne - She's got one of those faces.
8) Alessandra Torresani - Maybe I DO like her more than Lacy.
9) Jeri Ryan - I'm still making up for ignoring her for years.
10) Rachel Riley - So I just watched the start of Countdown (I'm not ashamed) and she was talking about The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. That's hot.
11) Mila Kunis - Big eyes.
12) Anne Hathaway - I forgot her last week.
13) Taylor Swift - She's really pretty.
14) Summer Glau - Sometimes I remember Summer Glau!
15) Taylor Momsen - I only know who this is thanks to a Tractenassociation.
16) Kate Winslet - She has large breasts.
17) Christina Hendricks - HEY WHAT ABOUT HER BREASTS.
18) Zoe Saldana - She looked nice at the Oscars.
19) Scarlett Johansson - She's got a nice nose.
20) Ashleigh Brewer - CUTE.
1) Natalie Portman - She's still got it!
2) Evangeline Lilly - She also has "it".
3) Anna Paquin - She's been looking really good lately.
4) Emilie de Ravin - She's been really "clicking" lately with me.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - I've been Trachtenoverdosing lately so I need to Trachtenlower her a Trachtenlittle. BUT DON'T READ TOO MUCH INTO IT.
6) Karen Gillan - She's got legs that won't quit.
7) Avril Lavigne - She's got one of those faces.
8) Alessandra Torresani - Maybe I DO like her more than Lacy.
9) Jeri Ryan - I'm still making up for ignoring her for years.
10) Rachel Riley - So I just watched the start of Countdown (I'm not ashamed) and she was talking about The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. That's hot.
11) Mila Kunis - Big eyes.
12) Anne Hathaway - I forgot her last week.
13) Taylor Swift - She's really pretty.
14) Summer Glau - Sometimes I remember Summer Glau!
15) Taylor Momsen - I only know who this is thanks to a Tractenassociation.
16) Kate Winslet - She has large breasts.
17) Christina Hendricks - HEY WHAT ABOUT HER BREASTS.
18) Zoe Saldana - She looked nice at the Oscars.
19) Scarlett Johansson - She's got a nice nose.
20) Ashleigh Brewer - CUTE.